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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

I had to work another double shift last night, but it was one of those post that suck the life out of you . One would think getting paid the money I do to do nothing at all would be great. But regardless of what someone gets paid to do, doing nothing at all has got to be the worst thing in the world. Luckily the little woman would call me from time to time to chat with me. She did tell me something funny, she went to Target to pick up a few things and what she saw in the parking lot was an interesting site. In the parking lot of Curcit City, tents were popping like it was a Greatful Dead gathering or something. But the lack of pot smoke and the smell of purfume and soap was a dead give away it was not that. Man I hate dirty hippies.....they can make the rocks stink hahahahaha.
But what these people were doing, was camping out to get the new Ps3(and again there is no way any self respecting tofu eating, non leather wearing, beat juice drinking, white guy with dredds hippie would wait in line for such a corpurt marketing toy put out by the man used to hypnotise the mindless masses). They had taken off work to get an over priced video gaming system?!?! And it isnt even that big of a deal in my eyes, the Ps3 cost 700$ but when the XBOX came out for the first time it was going for over 800$. I love Playstation, so I will buy one too but not the first one. The first systems to come out always have all kind of problems, I will wait a year or so until they work out all the bugs. The producers were in a pinch to get this thing out before Thanksgiving, and to make it even more interesting they only made a few. If I was them I would have done the same thing, the newest ones are like the field test in the real world and they forsee lots of them coming back. This way they can see what needs tweaking and what doesnt.
But I got one up one everyone.......I bought mine from a great place to buy the newest toys and paraphanalia: The bum that lives in the trash behind Toys R Us. He had the very first Ps3 and was willing to sell it to me for 100$, a bottle or wine and a blow job. But I told him I could get him the cash and the booze but I was not all that sure about the blow job part. He said he didnt want to recieve it he wanted to give it.......wellllllllllllll a mouth is a mouth now, and since he was a meth addict he had no teeth......always a plus in my book. So after the exchange I was on my way home with my brand new Ps3 and if you dont believe me I even took a pic to rub it in the worlds face:

Now Now, I know everyone is totaly haten on me for my sweet gear! So step off and let me bust this out like white bread, no one can stop me not even KFed!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA look out world here I cum!

Its HNT am again I am not prepaired so I just thought I would look around and see what I had that could qualify as HNT.

1) The rock shows us what happens when steriods are abused for to long:

2) And here we see what happens when the Honkeie abused alcohol for too long in one night:

That was a left over HNT from halloween if you did not guess it haha. Happy HNT people. Have a good Thursday, and remeber to blog often and blog about anything. Even if it is pointless drivel ;)

7 comments:

pimping said...

Travel Miami stuff. Devices, reviews, services...

honkeie2 said...

god damit my first commet had to be a spammer....i think I will cum back later and delete his ass!

morbid misanthrope said...

I look forward to the so-called "console wars" escalating after the PS3 and Nintendo Wii are officially released. Watching the different companies' marketing strategies is actually pretty interesting. My official stance is Xbox can suck it, the Wii looks interesting and affordable, and the PS3, well, looks tits but costs too much (still better than Xbox, though).

You're right about waiting for the bugs to get worked out of new consoles before buying. Hopefully the price will go down next year.

A bum offered to sell me a PS3, too (even though it looked more like a tinfoil syringe). Instead I just did what the Japanese did when the PS3 was released in Japan: paid poor immigrants to wait in line for a week to get the system.

Mr. Fabulous said...

What a coincidence. That's my specialty!

Becky said...

You use any excuse you can to write the word "cum" lol

sassyassy said...

They need a life! I don't think I would pitch a tent and stand in line for anything and I am a major shop-a-holic. Lots of crazies were doing that here too...in torrential rains.

Have a great weekend (oh, and thanks for the comments on the date options).

honkeie2 said...

morbid: I wish I had thought of that I could have had some of my relatives stand out there and I could have paid them in beer.....damn!

mr.Fab: Really???

becky: well cumon becky who needs an excuse to cum on ones blog hahaha

sassy: yeah I am up for a great sale and I am a total orange sticker geek at Target but there is no way in hell I would stand out in the rain for a game box