Well....actually a funny thing happened on the way to work. I was running late to work this morning so I was breaking every law know to the state of NJ. I cut through a prak to cut some time off of my commute and then I saw them. Two squirrels about 2 blocks away in the middle of the road. I was cumming up to them and one of them took off like any animal with sense would. I was about a block away from this one rat with a fuzzy tail but he wasnt moving, hell he got up on all fours and look right at me. And what I saw in his eyes was desperation, I saw that the other rodent was the love of his life and he was just told that she has been digging another dudes nuts. And that as of today they were through! He saw me as his way out of this loveless world.
Now I was not about to swirve and slam into a tree or on cumming traffic but I did move so that he would just go under my car with no problem. But the momment I was going to pass over him, he took the lovers leap ....alone. The car went ' Bump' and it was all over. If I wasnt in such a rush I would have stopped and took some pics for the CSI crime lab. It was a hit and run after all.
I felt bad and was not looking forward to cleaning my wheels, which I never even looked at lol. But ever seen that car insurance commercial with the 2 squirrels that get some guy in a car to crash? I could not help but think of them as I drove on. And again I was laughing my ass off as I drove into work. :-D I beat them at their own game! They are probably working for AllState or something, the momment you crashed they would run over and give you a card for insurance and body work then run off. So fuckem, I wont swirve for anything smaller than an shit-sue dog!
I will probably blog some more later on Saturday....work is a mess and I am not even going to re read what I wrote....I am off tho the races....another double but at another site.