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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Of course I was going to do a Thanksgiving post, but mine will be a little different. But I must warn you there is some nudity, rude humor and other things most ppl would find offensive. But then again I have heard that some groups of women find breast feeding in public offensive.......notice I said women, what man would find bare tittties in public offensive?

1) Cannt blame him for trying.

2) Its a family tradition (p.s. this is not my kid......but it could have easily been mine lol)

3) Uncle Earl????

4) I am lost for words......breast meat?

5) This is why single men go to moms on Thanksgiving.

6) Yeah open wide and put that meat in your mouth you filthy whore!

7) Why oh why dont all Thanksgiving greeting cards look like this? Can I have the pleasure of stuffing the turkey this year?

8) I know this picture has nothing to do with this holiday but I am putting it up as a reminder to me not to eat like a pig when I get home. I am back in the gym and I dont want to kill all the work I have done this week in one day of 20,000 calories in one sitting. Its day like this I wish I could throw up what I eat. But vomitting has to be the most vile thing in the world of bodily functions.

Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving, be happy with what you have and not unhappy with what U dont have. I will do a post about my exsperinece with Viking Pest control on my next trip in blog world. It is going to be a long rant full of me bitching and cursing, and since today is supposted to be a happy day I will post pone my reveiw on this company. Just to let you in on something, just in case you need a pest person-----DONT CALL VIKING PEST!


Anonymous said...

Hey..I'm glad you put in #8.....nothing wrong with a little eye candy on Thanksgiving Day! hehe

Happy Thanksgiving :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

Hmmm...I think I would rather be vomited on than shit on.

And being peed on? I save that for Fridays.

Kilroy_60 said...

And he laughed and laughed and laughed...

Hoping it was a great holiday for you and your's...may you have even more for which to be thankful next year.

Martini said...

The internet is awesome for the spreading of information. People can't get away with stuff anymore. Watch out shit-ass companies!

Becky said...

That pic of the naked chick all greased up posing like a turkey... odd... don't know whether i'm turned on or about to throw up... Where do you find this shit!? I wish your employees knew what kinda shit you do all day, lmao

Happy Turkey Day!

Miss 1999 said...

*LMAO* That's great!

Anonymous said...

I really appreciate #5! It reminds of the first year I hosted Thanksgiving

honkeie2 said...

chelle: welcumed

mr fab: pee on friday, what happens on saturday?

kilroy: hop yours was a happy one

martini: Right on!

becky: turned on....even a little goes a long way lol

miss: I always love it when women say that to me lol

mal: Well I hope it wasnt that bad