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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, November 27, 2006


GOBBLE FUCKING GOBBLE
The turkey is gone and the diet is one.......hardcore now. I am waging a war that has become my epic battle......"THE BATTLE OF THE BULG" But it is what it is nothing more.
One holiday down 2 to go, this is what I love about this time of the year. From October to January it is nothing but good cheer and good food. We start with the candy of halloween we offer to the great pagan god of the harvest, the meal we devour in the name of our ancestors for killing off the natives and then to the presents we give and recieve in the name of one of many half man half gods we have had throughout history( anyone remeber Hercules???). Oh and let us not forget the one day(of many days throughout the year) that we use as an excuse to be an alchoholic in public (and flaunt it!). I will be fasting and staying rather dry until then. I dont want to bring in the new year fat and bloated.

I didnt eat tooooooo much but I have been eating left over stuffing since Thursday. Last night I finished the last of the green bean dish my wife makes every holiday. It is something she makes with green beans and bacon.
On Saturday we did 2 things.One- we bought a video camera, that records right onto a dvd. I so want video of my family so when I get old I can spend my golden years remebering and watching. Two- I went up on the roof of the house and put up the xmass lights on the house. I always get the dangerous jobs, and mind u I have vertigo. With that said, from the ground it doesnt look so bad. But once I get up there its a whole nother story. I have no fear of high places or falling from them but I get dizzy and loose my balance easily when faced with them. Roller coaster dont scary me and climbing up isnt a problem, its once I get up there and look down......ohhh boy. But because my wife unit loves the house in lights and I dont want to let her down I climb up there and do it. I will have some pics soon, I forgot my camera at work :-(. And just to add this since I am down with the roof......I have yet to fall off---there I said so now I can exspect a fall next year!

New Topic:
It is Monday after a long holiday weekend so I dont have a whole bunch of time to devot to Blogging. So I will make this one even shorter than most of my post. But I did want to leave with 2 topics of thought,
1) I will be watching the documentary of Hunter S. Thompson "Buy the ticket, Take the ride" in December. I wonder if they will mention some of the findings of his death that were, at best questionable.
2) Its monday and it sucks, but then again you could have one of these jobs:

A) My palms are sweating just looking at this!



B) Hey Mr. Wang there is a spider under your seat!



C) This is where all those calls come from on Saturday morning asking you if you want new siding on your home.......nevermind the fact you live in an apartment.


D) At least he doesnt have gas ...right?....Right?



So stop your bitching and get back to work ( I know I am about to) you could have one of those jobs!
Happy Monday-to ME!

UPDATE AS OF 1323hrs-----

Last week I worked an amazing 75 hours in total. Now, I dont work on salary as of yet so everything past 40 hours is all OT------Merry Fucking Early Xmass to ME! I forgot, or just blocked out that whole week-but I am soooo loving what I just opened and saw. I wont gloat toooo much but lets just say if I could get a pay check like this every week i would be more than set. But then again if i was making as much as I am now 10 years ago I would have said the same thing. Sad isnt it?

4 comments:

Becky said...

Chris's diet was demolished thanks to Thanksgiving. He's going back on the no carb now though, until christmas that is....

I am so damn glad that I don't hafta diet, running around the Foodlion is a bitch of an exercise routine.

honkeie2 said...

Speaking of the FL I want some more stories from there!

Enemy of the Republic said...

Hey,, we're neighbors, sort of--Jersey, Philly. I loved your comment on my blog. Will reply manana.

honkeie2 said...

enemy: yes we are, just a stone throws away.