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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

As I was driving to work this morning I almost ran over some dude on a bike. I was making a right and I swear I looked left and right before I pulled into the road. But this dude was right infront of me as I pulled into the road. I missed him by inches, and the momment I was away from him I bust out laughing. I was listening to WSOU Sent Hall Hard Rock station we have here in NJ and the song Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden was playing. The song and me almost hitting this guy tickled me purple and I could not help but laugh. I wonder if he saw me laughing at him, I hope so.

One of my favorite web sites that I read at work is TheSmokingGun, it only updates when someone gets in trouble for something worth a laugh at. Which can be alot some days while other days there is nothing worth reading. They have actual legal documents of things like K-Fed's pre nup with used and abused Brittnay ( I'd still do her), storys of who is getting sued for what-Greyhound getting sued for dumping thier contents of a bus potty onto a family, celeberties getting nabbed for anything and everything-Snoop Dog getting arrested in an air port for having a collapsible baton in his bags. I didnt know it was illegal to carry a stick around with you, what did they think the man that made the saying,'You dont love me you just love my doggie style' was going to hijack a plane with a stick? But my favorite thing to find on my daily visit is mug shots. I often wonder if I had to have a mug shot done what kind of face would I make? But what ever mine would be it would never come near to some of these assholes:

1) I wonder what kind of job he can get after he gets out?

2) Anyone rember her:

3)Why do all of my idols have mug shots?

4) I rest my case

5) And 'The Original' bad boy.....Mr. Johnny Cash!

6) If you know who this is give yourself 10 points and if you can guess what he was arrested for add another 10......wait, forget that last part. If you know who he is the odds are what he got arrested for is a real no brainer.

Its SteveO from Jackass and he was arrest for exposing himslef as he stapled his nutt sack to his thigh at a night club in Louisiana. God I love people that will mutilate themselves for my amusement!

7) One more mug, no one can do a post about famous mug shots and not put up the first Manson, Charles Manson that is!

On a different note, I was listening to Oppy and Anthony this moring. Well actually I was just surfing throught the stations and I heard the words 'tits' and stopped to listen. Apparently today is something called WhipThem Out Wednesday or AKA- WOW. I have known about this for sometime but never heard it given a name like that. Basiclly today is the day women flash thier tits to anyone who has a WOW bumper sticker on thier car. If all I had to do to get a titty show was put a sticker on my car I would have it painted on my car damn tit!

Wellllll, have a good Wednesday and dont forget to show a little love to passing motorist, women only please!


sassyassy said...

Tat boy is quite the looker!

Just another insane driving in Jersey, huh?

Hammy said...

You've got a great job Honkeie and the last week or so has seen you come up with some great material. Keep it up.

morbid misanthrope said...

What if the WOW sticker on your car stands for World of Warcraft?

Mr. Fabulous said...

Damn, I haven't checked out TSG in a long time. I need to get over there...

Becky said...

I knew it was Steve-O! He's my fave, fucking hillariously stupid! Did you see Jackass 2 yet? Good stuff!

honkeie2 said...

sassy: You got it!

hammy: Thanks and will do :-)

morbid: as long as it gets women to flash I can stand for what ever you want tit to.

mr.fab: get going then ;-)

becky: I have not but I plan to very soon!

Cinderella said...

Different strokes for different folks..haha

Poor thing, she passed away, I shouldn't laugh.

Funny post though.

Kilroy_60 said...

Answer to 1):
I'm not sure how you missed it. After the election a couple weeks ago he was named the new Chairman of the Republican Party.

Kilroy Was Here!