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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Friday and still waiting....

This morning we took the doctors advice and had maritals, which is always a great thing-Its better than coffee in my book. But this mornings ugly bump had a purpose, get the baby out. The doctor said that there is some of the same properties in semen that is found in the drugs they use to induce labor. Mind you that what they use is bacilly horse tranqulilzors! And I kid u not, well that is what the wife unit was told by her doctor. And if that is true does that mean I can knock a horse out by busting a nutt in it.....that is such a nasty thought I think I will keep thinking about because I am just that nasty hahaha.

Now for something completely different: Doug is up for a week from the Navy! At the moment he is sleeping...all that navy poon and navy drinking can really do a man in haha. Unfortunatley I cannt go drinking with him, I have to stay sober until we have the new mouth to feed out in the open. Once that event unfolds itself I will be in the clear as far as booze in the body goes but till then i will be on the dry wagon looking for the nearest and softest place to jump off.

Its Firday and it has been while since I did a 'Friday Funny' so let me break back into it with this Friday dedicated to a body part that has everyones attention....'ASS!'

1) Why not to sleep naked....I do but for now on I will keep my new boxers near by.



2) I have heard of team work but that has got to be the shittiest job in this sport.



3) I love club sluts, if it were not for low self esteem and lack of daddies love we would not have girls like this....nor would Girls Gone Wild have ever come to light. What a loss that would be!



4) I am not sure what happened here but I have had a few skating moment like this. But my ass is alot smaller and has more hair haha.



5) I am always on the look out for picture oppurtunites like this but I never find them myslef.



6) The 'hole' reason to be a doctor.



I hope yall got a giggle out of my newest Firday Funny, have a great holiday weekend. I will be at work on Monday if we do not go into labor sometime today. Have a good one!

7 comments:

The Real Kidd said...

Man I cannot believe that the little one has not made his appearance yet. The poor wife unit must be feeling pretty miserable right about now. Hope he shows sometime this weekend. The sooner the better I’m sure.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Lot of butt on this post. Thanks for that.

Carie said...

lol poor Mrs Honkie...come on man get busy, help her get that baby outta there lol

guttergirl said...

Good luck with the baby. Look at it this way. (it may be crude so sensitive readers cover your eyes)

You can have as much fun getting the baby out as you had getting the baby in.

Have a great weekend. We are all expecting to see new baby pictures on Mondy.

Becky..Absent Minded Housewife said...

Neigh!

Holy cow that bruise...

Just Some Gal said...

Hopefully all the bumpin' uglies works...

Semen has what is called prostaglandins... It is the basis of what they use to soften the cervix for inducing labor... That and pitocin...

BLeh on all accounts...

I bet the wee one will be beautiful and I hope you're not around today because the new addition!

Becky said...

Spanking gone way outta hand! Holy shit!

Good luck.... Edge of my seat!