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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Ahhhhh MOndaY

-And blogger is being a bitch....I will try this post again later, maybe at home. I dont blog well from home, there are too many things to do there to distract me. At work it is rather easy to stay focused on one thing at a time. Yes my desk life is that exciting! I will be back later tonight to put up the pictures I have. And yes there is one baby pic as well haha.

-But till then let me bore u with some nothingness in my hollow man brain. And what fills a mans mind more than thoughts of food and beer? SEX and boy is that on my mind right now. I even have to wear tighty whities to keep the monster at bay. When I wear grippies I can walk around somewhat normal at full mast. With boxers I have to do the 'Up and Tuck' trick which doesnt go well with my work attire. And for those of you who dont know what that is, It is where you take your fully awaken manhood and point him in the up direction tucked behind your belt and cover it with your shirt. It is a great position to have him in to flash the wife unit while in line at the grocery store to shock the crap out of her. She never knows what to say when she gets an eye full of willie in publick like that lol.
The funny thing is I have not even been thinking about sex lately I am just that ready to go he wakes up on his own. I start my day with morning wood and end my night with bed time wood, hell I can do push ups with both hands tied behind my back! Seven days of no sex makes on weak......or in my case temporarily insane. I killed 2 bugs the other day that were mating in mid flight because I was pissed they were getting some and I was not. AND I AM ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN HERE DAMN IT!-----sorry I got a little loud for a minute. I know this is only until her cooter is back in buisness so while its in the shop getting the needed repairs I will have to stay in the self serve lane for a while. But as I have seen that only helps for about an hour or two. There is something about the horizontal mombo that karate on the pottie just cannt replace. I am trying as we speak to calm down so I can walk outside to go get my car but I am having some trouble. I am sooo glad that I work behind a desk for the most part, I could have my pants off and no one would know the difference. My Monday paperwork has me some what buisy and keeps my mind on the mindless world of cubical life but even that becomes sexually driven after a while: "I slam the stapler down on top of the paper like a pile driver sandwiching them toghter in a tight stack. I pull open the filing cabinet in one hard jerk rattling it like a bed post in the grip of a woman lost in moment. I plunge the pencil into the sharpener with all my might to get the end all the way in for the best tip." Wow that so did not help.........I am out for the moment but I will be back later....have a Happy Horny Monday ppl....

2 comments:

guttergirl said...

Wow Honkie. You can even make a desk job sound erotic. Hmmm desk job... word association time. What else goes with job? Have a good Monday. Looking forward to those pictures.

Cherry! said...

Just caught up on everything! The baby is adorable!! Congratulations!!

I guess women are lucky in the sense that we don't bar up when we get horny!

I'm with guttergirl: the desk job sounds very erotic!