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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Back to the old grind stone

I have been back two days now and I am nowhere caught up with my work. I am doing a post in lue of work, I dont want to slip up on my gooffing off in this new year. -Dont do now what you can put off until later- One of my many mottos in life.
And as far as resolutions go......breath more, drink less and my number one: Find a dead body while hicking!
Now keep in mind I dont view New Years resolutions as real goals. I do have a few realistic goals but I dont want to jinx myself so I wont mention them until they cum to pass.
Me and the family went to Virgina to visit the BroInLaw down by the Navy base. He has a nice apartment that he shares with a roomate, but he was out of town so we got our own room. But knowing how navy men are we brought our own sheets. I had to desire on sleep on a DNA donor blanket.
I have lots of pics but I dont have the time today to put all of them up. So I will pop in 2 pics that I have with me at the moment. I will try and get the rest on tommorow or later on tonight. Blogging from home is nearly impossible, I lead an exciting life outside of work.

1) The BroinLaw was once very heavily into DJ'ing and Techno. He still is and still tinkers with it. He is even the music guy for a local garage band down here in VA. Just because you do something to make money doesnt mean its your lifes calling.
Here we have Mr.NoNo's in his early stages of becoming the DJ at your next wedding, birthday or barmitzfa(sp).
"Play that Funky Music!"
And yes his apartment has a fire place.

2) What you are looking at here is an on going game of 'Nut Ball' It is some kinda sadistic game that guys in the navy play. I am not sure of its origins or how long it has been played there but its funny as hell to watch. What you do is sit about 10 feet from another dude with your legs open wide and you have to lob this ball at the other dudes nuts. You cannt bean it, no flinching and you have 10 seconds to throw it once it lands. There is no real point to this game and after a while even Mr. NoNo's want to play. He got a few good hits in and took a few. Is it evil to laugh at your 3 year old after he takes a direct hit?
But keep in mind we were using this toy soccer ball and not the usual giant ball bearing wrapped in tape that they usually use. No real damage was done but he felt it, and I am sure all of his unborn felt it as well.
I am not gay and nor do have any desire to see my BroInLaws nuts but this is the most I have ever stared at his crothch with such intent. It was funny as hell to watch a grown man roll over clutching his coin purse, why is that sooo funny? I dont know but I will be playing this game again lol.

I will post more about my adventures in the next few days. From booze at every store, the FoodLion(looking for Becky) and rednecks. But my job is calling and that pile of nastiness wont get rid of itself.


Anonymous said...

Happy New Year Honkieie! Glad to have you back.

Miss 1999 said...

I'm glad your happy ass decided to get back and grace us with your presence! ;0) Ok, with that out of the way, I'm glad your trip went good-- the "nut balling" I've heard of that before, and seen it-- it's priceless *LOL* Can't wait to see the rest of the pics! :0)

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

(there is no bad time to stumble in)

Samantha said...

What an insane game!

prettykitty said...

what better way to celebrate the new year than to bust someone's balls?

happy new year to you and yours!

Anonymous said...

nut balling, sounds like a crazy insane way to spend an afternoon. Sign me up! Only of course I'm the only one who can throw the ball.

prunella jones said...

I have noticed that all men love games involving balls. Why is this? And what would Dr. Freud have to say about a game that consists of balls being thrown at "balls" I wonder....

honkeie2 said...

gutter: I am backkkk like humpbackmountain!

miss: cum back soon ;-)

cathouse: tanks haha

samantha: want to play?

pretty: yes tit is and same to yous

texas: depeneds on what ball u are using

jones: I think he would say that we have issues with our mothers and that we are angry at penis's

Ranger Tom said...

A belated Merry Frickin' Christmass and Happy New Year dude!

Even though you are in Jersey... LOL

Mimi said...

I have been such a slacker about blogging, Happy new year. I'll be booking the boy for my son's wedding in 20 yrs,lol.