Well winter is finally here, it started to snow for the firt time this year. But no biggie really, just a dusting. Which has sent everyone in to a frenzy, the snow shovels are flying off the shelf, snow blowers selling themselves and the salt demand is at an all time high. Now mind you most of these ppl have been in this part of NJ for some time and know what happens here. We sometimes get bad snow storms, so why do they always act like we live in Death Valley and look at the sky in shock and horror when the white stuff falls fromt he sky. I have had snow shovels, salt and winter cloths since last winter. Do these ppl buy new winter survival equipment every year? There must be familys out there with 20 snow shovels and enough winter gear to out fit National Geographics next trip to the north pole. But its people like this that keep companies in buisniess through out the winter. Where would Home Depo be if it were not for overly snow-phobes running about? And let us not forget all the fat asses that run to the food store to stock up just in case they cannt get their Urban Monstrosity with 4 wheel drive out of the drive way. I mean come on.....these ppl could hibernate for about a week and live on nothing but water and sleep. But it is always fun to sit back and watch these paraniod porky rollie-poleies.
It is always a comedy show in my eyes no matter where I go. I will be going to the gym today, I hope to see some fun gym rats there. I usually see at least one and enough eye candy to give you a mental cavity! I love the attention whore, and yes I perfer the cubbier ones. They just dont flaunt it as mich as the skinny itty-bitty titty committe memebers do. Come on ladies, shake what your momma gave ya...on the stair master. I love sitting on the ab machine with a fatty on the machine infront of me. Now I dont make it obvious that a perv, I am not a jerk about it and i know the rounder women have enough trouble coming to the gym. And they dont need some werido drooling and mental undresing them as the shake their shit all over the tred mill. Lucky for me I can see out the corner of my eyes real well! All I need to do is wear black sunglasses. Lets hear it for the spandex MILF working her junk off in the gym!
I took a pic with my new phone and this is what came out. I was pretty sure it was a picture of me clubbing baby seals but this is what I found when opened my email this morning. Werid, maybe my phone was telling something hahaha.
But I have to run ....its payroll time and I have to get cracken! Now I want to leave you with something I found online that left a bad taste in my mouth......now I wish to share it. Remeber if someone takes a picture of you (doing something stupid or funny) and uploads it anywhere, it most likely will end up on the internet on someones blog or myspace.
(I know I shouldnt be looking but I dont see any sort of bulge going on there!?!)
CAPTIAN UNDEROO'S to the rescue......happy friday ppl.