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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Phlegm...who knew.....

I am still suffering from the usual ailments of a cold but now the god of colds decided to add some ear pains as well. It sucks butt, but I would perfer it to be me and not the babies of the house. It sucks watching they suffer from stuff like this.......exspecally little Cheese. He cannt tell us what hurts so all he can do is cry and pout, but for the moment he is all smiles with a runny nose. He doesnt seem to mind that, it gives his hands a new salty flavor that he seems to prefer over his usual snot free hands.
I had to work the graveyard shift for some much wanted overtime and it does bother me too much because I cannt sleep. The moment I lie down the coughing starts and wont stop until I get up. I tried to catch so sleep before work but everytime I dozed off my coughing woke me up. I am soooo glad I am not a smoker, this coughing thing would drive me insane! My grand father used to wake us up in the morning when he used to get up and do his phlegm purge. He was an old Kentucky gold ol boy who loved his whiskey and smokes. He probably started smoking when he was 10, and they finally caught up to him a few years ago. Seeing that was enough to make me never to want to start up again......well I plan on starting up again once I make 100. Hell if I make it that long the odds are i wont make another 100. So the smoking wont be doing anything father time isnt doing already.
So early this morning while blogging I looked up the words 'phlegm' and 'snot' in light of what I have been dealing with these past few days. Every morning I spit up colors in the shower I have a hard time understanding how the human body produces. But none of the pictures are what I was looking for. I was looking for some pics of the likes of what I have been poking at in the shower thees past few mornings.

1) Search one 'phlegm' sent me to this wacked out artist who has some werid fetish with.......I am not sure of what but here is a sample from his/her collection.

2) I wish I had one of these, it could drain my sinuses in seconds and free up the tissue box in no time flat.

3) This is true, I have seen it. If black lung cookies isnt a bad sign I dont know what one is!

4) I have no idea what phlegm has to do with this drawing of some Harry Potters scene but it came up in the search....I shit you not. At first glance I thought it was some anime porn site lol.

5) Then the search of 'snot' came up with this. A little more on target than the search on phlegm I must say.

And let me wish everyone a Happy Hump Day, well I think its Wednesday anyway. i seem to have lost some time between Friday and today. But I have a good hunch that today is the hump day......its going to be a long hump for me, kinda like the ones your grand parents enjoy on their bi-yearly sex romps. Long, slow, painfull but end the end it was all worth the effort. Firday is only a hop skip and a jump away......and there is the alcohol to make everything better. Sometimes I wish I was a day drink or worked in a place that encouraged drug use, like journalism.


Just a little funny I saw on someones blog the other day. There were many comments on this pic but no one knew who this was or from what show. There is a small hint in the pic, I was suprised at how many ppl say they have kids but yet have no idea who this is. I love this guy on this show, he has the most random saying and most of the time I bust out laughing everytime he is one the show. I love it.......I Pooted! Come on say it out loud and see how ridiculous that sounds hahahahhaaha

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Ok....sorry for the off trace ramblings, I am off to hind in my office to catch some Z's


Anonymous said...

Wow, I feel very confused after reading this post!!

I am alittle sickie this A.M. so looking at these pictures and the topic kinda hits home for me. If you want I will send you a picture of some Phlegm...anything for a friend!

Anonymous said...

i am blessed with the gift of only getting sick during holidays..

hope you get better soon!

honkeie2 said...

cinderella....send them...i would love some. i think i will take some pics if i get anymore brown ones.

neko: haha...i usually get sick at bad times....but this time doesnt really matter.

prunella jones said...

I love that show! When you refered to your son has Cheese I knew where you had gotten it. But my favorite is still The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Feel better. Here is a cold rememdy that really works.

2 shots brandy
hot water
juice of one lemon
2 tablespoons od honey

repeat as often as necessary

Anonymous said...

I feel for you - the crud is so awful.

Hope you're feeling better, and congrats to your wife for her weight loss!

prettykitty said...

dude. you're supposed to prop you head up when you sleep. it's all in the drainage. you know what helped me? mucinex. i swear by it now.

ps with pru's recipe, i would eliminate the hot water, lemon and honey. and make it more like a pint of brandy. but that's just me.

prettykitty said...

by the way, sorry about the typos, but i'm hungover and the typing is so loud, i keep skipping the "r"s

Reba said...

I know who that is. Me and my son walk around acting like him. Or favorite saying is "I like Chocolate Milk"