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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I missed a day!?!?!?!

I missed doing a post on Monday due to work issues and other problems....mainly lack of motivation to much of anything other than breath. I am still suffering from it and to make matters worse I took a double douse of some night time medication last night in some hope I could get some sleep. Well, it worked-a little to well. The moment I laid down I was out like Bill Clinton's sex drive at the thought of being the First ManBitch in the white house. That was some great sleep but in the moring I had a mad case of medicine head. And not this kind:


I didnt know this was a band but I must say I like the name!

But on to why I am laboring into this blog, I have missed the 'E' key so many times I am contiplating not even bothering to backspace it. But then the whole blog would look like this : 'on th way to th stor I bought som milk and thn had som sx'

And after rereading it I myself I am not even all that clear on what I said lol.

Last night the sister and law went to talk with someone that she met at the mall. She said this woman came up to her out of the blue talking about 'Mother of God' and some other religous stuff. She then agreed to meet with her at the mall to talk with her some more on this topic. Now, sister-in-law has all the right to go out and about to try and find where she belongs. But......there are alot of ppl that prey on these people .....does anyone remeber Jones Town???
She isnt some wandering retard that has no clue to what she believes or who she is but she is looking. As well all have done, hell I am still looking. I am not in this for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I am in for the rainbow itself. She did meet with her but she did have enough sense to take her mother with her for this meeting.

After she got home I asked her ....'What church was she affiliated with?' But she could not give me a straigh answer. At that moment I knew something was amiss. She told me that they talk about religion and the such, but the mother told me that she skirted most of the direct questions and kept going back to the bible.
Holy hell batman, this is used car salesman 101. If the car you are selling has engine problems always draw thier attention away from that area with shiney tires, leather interior or a great paint job. ( lovely plumage)

But after using some Scooby-Doo sleuthiness the wife found out that she was from The christian science church. Another wacho cult that has some warped views on an old tail. I am too loopy right now to get into a rant about religous deviant but if you have no idea who or what these ppl are go here..........WACK WORLD of GOD

I am going to run now, the fear is creeping in. I cannt continue once that settles in my person, it brings out this strange way about me that I cannt even begin to exsplain. I think I am going to go to the store and buy me some lysterin and get drunk. Nothing worse than an degenerate on a cold medicine binge and I am just that depraved at the moment hahahhaha!

Word of the day: Sitzmark....(n) A hollow made in the snow by a skier falling backward.
Now use this word at sometime in your day to day and you will have a fun day!

11 comments:

Samantha said...

I got accosted in a supermarket once by a bible basher, and he followed us around spouting the bible until we left. It was actually pretty scary.

K said...

Love the word of the day...as well as the use of "holy hell batman!" Good times, my friend, good times. Well except for the creepy religious person.

morbid misanthrope said...

Christian Science? Those people are a bunch of kooks. I knew a Christian Science kid when I was growing up. Weird family; his brother fucked a Dalmatian.

I have an aunt in some other crazy cult. When she gets hungry she walks around going "What does my body want? What does my body need?" like some kind of zombie.

Nikky said...

religious zealots scare me, too. It's sort of like drugs... it's fine if that's what you wanna do, but don't try to force it on me, ya know?

I wish you'd just get better, I hate to see a guy suffer this darn long!!

Flat Coke and Flies said...

Feel better--try something from Lynchburg & see if you don't feel better soon.
Crazy religious freaks--they're ev ah ree ware!!

Miss 1999 said...

You know, I'm always weary of these type of people, and I'm a devout Christian. I hate when people come up to me and ask me if I've "Found Jesus"-- I always reply, "No, I didn't know he was lost, I thought we were!"-- That always gets them, then again, being an Episcopalian, we take a lot of shit *LOL*

honkeie2 said...

samantha: should have stayed in the femanine product aisle, he would have left.

k: Batman is the king lol

morbid: what does my body need......beer and sleep nuff said.

nikky: ppl in general usually scar me lol

flat: I think I am about to try something from my local street corner.

miss: I am curious....wht is Episcopalian? I think I am off to goggle this one.

prettykitty said...

i was just watching a documentary on jonestown this weekend. it was really amazing how jim jones got these people to give up their life savings, fly with him to the middle of nowhere and follow his whacked out religion.

some scientologists tried to recruit me when i was 16 and even i knew they were freaks.

SassyAssy said...

And did you hear the one about Tom Cruise being the new prophet for Scientology? Could there be a nuttier nutjob in the religious business? Enough to make me want to get addicted to NiteQuil just to stay sane.

prunella jones said...

I'm fond of those nice Mormon boys who always show up at my door in their white shirts and ties. They never answer my questions about pologomy and their special underwear tho so I'm not converting!

Miss 1999 said...

An Episcopalian is basically "Catholic Light"-- You know, all of the faith, none of the guilt? We're very strict as far as our service goes, but very liberal in our beliefs. We accept ANY and everyone, regardless of color, sexual orientation, you name it, we love 'em! Hell fire and brimstone sermons, that's only something we've heard about-- if you hear a "hell fire and brimstone" sermon, you aren't in the Episcopal church! ;0)