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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

I saw, I stole, I made my own...

I totaly stole this idea from Kilroy, sorry but I liked the post...

Did I Ever Mention:

------(-)--> I like the smell of metal....that smell you get on your hands after using free weights in the gym.

------(-)--> I can still use roller blades drunk better than sober.

------(-)--> I own all the things I need to catch fish and to go fishing with but I have not caught anything bigger than the bait since I was a little kid.

------(-)--> When I wash my car I have to wash all the brake dust of my rims.

------(-)--> I hate having voice mails waiting for me when I come into work.

------(-)--> If pot were legal I would grow my own stash. (ps- I have not and will not got till then-sam I am)

------(-)--> My wife's boobs are the best boobs----see----

------(-)--> Since 2007 I have become anal about our money, I am detremined to have money saved by the end of this year damnit! I will not turn a brown eye to the fact I made X amount of dollars last year and my savings is assed out. I will save if I have to bend over backwards and take one in the pooper. -sphinzter-

------(-)--> I think these last 2 presidental terms will have the most scandals after The King of The Hill leaves. There is more cover up being used here than on any model photo shoot with Maybelline.

------(-)-->I hate it when my yogart 'spits' at me when I open it.

------(-)--> I love working out

------(-)--> I love junk food, now only if i could stop eating crap my workout might give me better results haha.

------(-)--> I am 30 and still trying to finish college, but I have put my degree on ice to help get the wife unit out first. She is almost done, I am still in the beginings.

------(-)--> I still dont know what I want to be when I grow up.

------(-)--> I dye my hair, use moisterizers, exfoliats, facial masks and have gone to sleep with face renewal creams.......I dont fear death, I fear wrinkles and grey hairs.

------(-)--> I am not gay and think HumpBack Mountain was more disturbing than watching Star Jones do the begining credits of Bay Watch in one of those red bathing suits.

------(-)--> I think full figured women are the most beautiful women out there.

------(-)--> I laugh when bad things happen to celeberties......I hope to see Paris Hilton get run over by a Pizza delivery guy this year-Is that irony or poetic justice?

------(-)--> Britnay Spears is still hot in my book

------(-)--> hmmmm pizza, I could and have eaten pizza of a week straight.

------(-)--> I used to smoke, but still have cravings- Its been almost 6 years now. But the smell still keeps me at bay, god I hate the smell of smoke on me!

------(-)--> I like getting drunk and going to the mall and walking around.

Well that is enough for now. This is the closest thing I have ever done to the '101 Things about me' post. I still might do one but still not in the mood for cumming up with 101 ass of yet.

Well I know its HNT again so I decided to do a pic of some of my favorite winter wear. The temps are actually starting to drop for once. I actually had to put on a hat last night, sheesh, it was only a week ago I was outside in shorts washing my car. The hat I have yet to really wear but I plan on wearing it more sooon as I can find it, I think WeeMan has run off with it again. And that green shirt is made of some kind of spandax type material and keeps body heat in nicely. Even on the coldest days I might wear that with a teeshirt and be fine(and yes that includes jeans and shoes....damn dirty pervs haha)

Dont you just love the myspace profile face.....I am to sexy for my hat damn it! Look out Paris I am hotter and have never gotten STD's before.

Well I am off, remeber to check out my side bar for what HNT is and make sure you play along. I want to see more pictures of yall! And if u are shy u can post only body parts..... ;)------- I can live with that hehehehehhe ( 0 )( 0 )


prunella jones said...

Strike a pose. Vogue, vogue, vogue.

Anonymous said...

I don't think we ever figure out what we want to be when we grow up! Thanks for stopping by! Great blog! :)

honkeie2 said...

jones: I should have been a male model......Zoolander is my idol!

K: thanks for stopping by and thanks. I think by the time I figure out what this life is all about it will be time to leave.

Martini said...

Have you heard what happened to one of the HNT family members? Betcha died in a car crash.

Samantha said...

Lucky man, being married to the best boobs in business!

Mr. Fabulous said...

I think you are right about the boobs.

Mimi said...

Cool, another guy, besides my hubby, that likes us full figured gals. Although, he may argue about your wife's boobs being better than mine, I want them reduced and he is not having any of it. Hooray for boobies, lol.

Anonymous said...

Every man thinks they are married to the best set of boobs. After all, it's not like you marry us for our minds, pffft!

Great picture!

P.S. I hate when my yogurt spits at me too! Darn it!

prettykitty said...

jeezus, your wife's bewbs are so freakin' milky soft and creamy looking. she sure hit the mammary lottery!

ps what you need with that hat is a where's waldo shirt. and then get drunk and go to the mall. you'll blend right in.

Badoozie said...

wow, what a lovely hat, so startling in fact, the pure beauty of it. you sure have a great thing going on there. keep it up.

honkeie2 said...

marini: No ia know nothing of that....hmmm

samantha: yep yep

mrFab: how about sharing what u got ;)

mimi: well, maybe we should contrast and compair haha

cinderalla: boobs have minds????

kitty: what a great idea!

badoozie: Thanks and I will!

Miss 1999 said...

------(-)--> I dye my hair, use moisterizers, exfoliats, facial masks and have gone to sleep with face renewal creams.......I dont fear death, I fear wrinkles and grey hairs.-- Amen, Brother. I share in your fears there. I, too, am afraid of the above!

PS: You know, you're so right, us fuller-figure women are the hottest *winks*