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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bad blogger bad bad bad me!

In my last post I put a picture up of a strange device and I said anyone who figured it out would get a prize. Well since so many people know what it was I am saying this: Anyone who sends me their address I will send them an adult greeting card. And when I say 'adult' I mean it wont be card you will want to hang on your office door at work. Doing that might get yo sent to HR for a special meeting and a weeek in sensitivity trainning. And I case you are wondering who was right, it was a sleepy time winnie the pooh ligth up and sing toy.

It has been a few days since my last post due to the holidays and the fact I am not at work. Which mean I have real work to do now....and for those of you that are married know what I mean. In lay-mans terms it's known as the 'Honey-Do-List'
But it isnt to bad and who wants to hear more bitching on this festive season.

Christmas went off with out toooo many issues. We went ot my moms Xmass eve and then sent Xmass day with the inlaws. And as usual we had the huge fest with food and booze as far as the eye can see. And yes I have been rather unsober for the past few days. Also with the intent of staying that course. We are off for Virgina tommorrow to send New Years with the navyman. Anyone who has sent anytime with a seaman knows what happens in times like this. I plan on buying firewoks and fire water to bring the New Year in with a big old bang!

But I have to get going here, I am in the proccess of packing and wrestling with children in sugar overlaod. But I do have a few pics for the masses and my amusement:

The turkey is ready for his final humiliation:

We bought the kids one of those do it yourself ginger bread house kits. It wasnt as easy as the box leads you to beileve. Some adult supervison was need to get the end result.

End result, before it end up in kiddie tummies then as pooh.

Christmass morning before the assult!

The look on the baby's face apon seeing what the great god in the red suit had left us using baby Jesus's credit card.

This is what one can do to try and fight off a hang over from too much sugar and spice.

We bought navyman one of these shirts and I had to have one as well. If you cannt read it beacuse my sexiness is too blinding I will spell it out for u: 'The reason the cops keep pulling me over is because of these guns' And in the bottom corner you can see the top of weemans head looking up at the person he looks to as a god :-D

Here we have me and the wife unit. This picture is very G rated, but I do promise more PG13 ones in the future. But I might have to alter them a bit.....she is gettting a little paranoid about who might see her here.
And just in case you are wondering what my teeshirt say: 'I am not drunk, I am just wicked tired from being up all night drinking'

We bought ourselves a capuchinno machine and tried it out tonight. It came out fucking great! We will be using this all the time!

But I am now off and running, all the grammar mistakes will have to wait for another time...remeber send me you addresses and I will get them out....but I woont be back untilo after tyhe new year....HAVE A HAPPPY DRUNK NEW YEArs
and if you dont drink....start it makes the pain of being an adult less pain full!


~QZ~ said...

it would appear as though the first child is posing for the picture much the same as you....the other one is already double fisting it....but the baby is too young to take on your bad habits, praise god. and everyone jesus was 8lbs he could not have a credit card at that point. perhaps later he can get one

Lo Lo Lova said...

Hey - haven't been around for a while. Looks like you had a Merry Christmas! Happy New Year :)

Martini said...

Hope you had a very joyous holiday.
Nice pics. Looks like a real traditional, warm, homey Chistmas. Have yourself a happy new year!

Carie said...

lol I bought the ginger bread kit this year to...but my prevert of a daughter made it X rated lol (shes not a pervert yet and years from being a provert lol) I am glad your christmas was great :) gotta love a day to just be with your family :)

Anonymous said...

Very cute pictures!! Your little one is just sweet as heck!!

Have fun in Virginia!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's melly. I stopped my other blog and started another one cause, well I just didn't want to do that one anymore. Check it out if you want. Glad you had a good holiday and that new baby is so cute.

Danielle said...

love the pics happy holidays

Miss 1999 said...

You crack me up! I'm glad ya'll had a great Christmas-- I hope you have a SAFE (note the word SAFE) and Happy New Years! *hugs*

PixieGaf said...

Happy New Year Honkie!

Samantha said...

Hehehe, great shirts!

Becky said...

Happy New Year to you! Hope it's a blessed and prosperous one!

honkeie2 said...

qz- hahahahahahaha I was born with credit

lolo- Have a Happy one too..dont be a stranger

martini- u ass well

carie- please encourage her well all need a little sick humor in us haha

cinderella: I did and will post soon about it

texas: I will check u out very soon ;-)

danielle: I hope things are looking up for ya ;-)

miss1999- tit was safe and fun, hope yours was ass good as mine

pixiegaf- Happy New years!

samantha- I love funny tshirts

becky- same to u, hope all resolutions stick ;)

I will be doing a post some time soon about my trip, work is a night mare so it might take a few days

Anonymous said...

Gee, you went to town on that Christmas tree.

"Have fun in Virginia" - that sounds so wrong for a married man.

prettykitty said...

okay, i don't know much about kids, but i would say the last photo of that poor unsuspecting baby in the bouncy chair perched precariously on the edge of the counter near the cappucino maker and all those electrical plugs and liquids and stuff would make a strong case for child protective services.

i'm just sayin'.

prunella jones said...

Can I buy that baby? I promise I won't raise him as a Kabalahist. I'll raise him as a Scientologist, okay?

honkeie2 said...

hammy: noooo tits ok

kitty: the funny thing after I reread my own post I was thinking the same thing lol

jones: well there is nothing wrong with teaching kids that the reason they are unhappy is because of troubled alien souls that live inside of u. that seems perfectly normal to me