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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Still sleepy

I got about 4 hours of sleep so lets see how this 16 hour day works out. I am not worried, I have done worse and besides I will be off next week.....whhhooooohooooo
This post will have more pics than words, have to make up for the lack of pictures on the last one. I love the kinda books with lots of pictures.......titty mags just wouldnt be the same with too many words. Then it would be boring and called Playboy, instead of rancy smut....which is my favorite!

I saw this on PixiPlace blog and had to share what came of my test.

I am not a drunk........I have not had a drink since Saturday. I can handle my liquor, it stays in my hand until it gets into my mouth. That is some control damn it!
Hell this was one of my books as a kid lol.



Then cums this one, I know I got my appetite from my mom. I know is sounds werid but if you look at my love life and compair it to my moms you will find one too manys similarites. Freak does run in the jeans!



And since that day is cumming up we need some holiday cards. I am going to share one I found on line an another I actually got from a fellow blogger.

1) I love funny holiday cards!



2) This is the card I got in the mail from a fellow blogger Mr. Fab I was in complete disbelief he actually sent it out. He told ppl to send in their address if they wanted an xmass card, so being the strange person I am I sent my info to a complete stranger. I was hoping for a stalker but all I got was a card, its the thought that counts haha.



It seemed like a generic season greetings card but then something fell out. I tried to get a pic of it but because of the fancy paper it kept cuming out werid so let me just high light it for you.




It was heart felt and full of well wishing, with vague masturbatory references and the word 'ass'
God I wish all of my xmass cards were like this.
I enjoy reading his blog and since he updates it often I am usually greeted everyday with at least one post from this rambling werido. Who I now know lives in Florida.....hahahhahahha I will be peeking in your windows to watching u eat bananas and singing to 70's disco music!

Well, I sent you a card back Mr.Fab keep an eye out for it.....and be thank full its the only one I sent out!

I was trying to upload this great pic of me but this is all that kept cumming out:


Oh well, I will try later I guess after all the ugly ppl are done posting pictures of themselves so I can get mine up. Ugly ppl need more bandwith than the pretty ones I guess.

Have a happy tuesday....post often and post more pics....even if u are ugly...ugly ppl need love to!

11 comments:

Big Pissy said...

How funny that you posted a picture of the card Mr. Fab sent! *LOL*

I though the card was really sweet.

Your children's books crack me up too. I'll have to show those to my daughter.

She's a kindergarten teacher. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Mr. Fab is fabulous isn't he?

That snowman card is funny, it's making it's rounds around bloggerland.

Post more pics, even if you are ugly?? Enough said! LOL..

Have a wonderful holiday!

honkeie2 said...

big pissy: thanks for cumming to my little home. And I was about to wonder about u showing your daughter those books hahha.

cinderlla: Yes ugly women are pink in the middle too.

morbid misanthrope said...

That alcoholic test was pretty sweet. Apparently I'm an angry drunk. That's not all that surprising; however, it should be noted that I'm just as angry when sober (sometimes more angry), and alcohol doesn't make me turn angry. I'm so angry, I'm like a human tire fire.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Oh please. I am already stalking you. I had the cameras set up within 24 hours of getting your address.

I have many associates.

PixieGaf said...

OMG those cards are too funny! I am glad you enjoyed the quiz Honkie.

Samantha said...

Great pictures, I love the one of the snowmen, hehehe!

prunella jones said...

I would post a pic of myself but my smokin hotness might set your computer on fire.

honkeie2 said...

morbid: Not suprised in the least lol

mr.fab: I thought I saw someone watching me on the toliet the other day.

pixie: Yes I did I will be back to see what else ya got

samantha:Make sure u send one out to your loved ones

Jones: will take the chance...post it!

~QZ~ said...

i sent my addy to a complete stranger ass well. butt he is 29, tall dark and pretty, so hey, i'm hoping for that stalking thing ass well. glad i'm not the only idiot who wants to be stalked by a pretty person.

honkeie2 said...

~qz~:If u want I can stalk u....is your bathroom on the first floor?