Tits Friday!

The end of the week has cum up again, not much of a hurray but an end never the less. The only thing I have planned for this weekend is to get all shopping done! I have never been much of a holiday person, I hate having to go out and buy things. Dont get me wrong I love giving stuff, but only when I see somthing and I get the 'oh wouldnt soandso like this'. Not the " Godfuckingdamnit I have 12 more ppl on this cocksuckingbitchslappin list and I have no idea what to get them". But I do have a solution.....gift cards. If I dont know u and I feel I have to get u something I am getting u a damn gift card. 20$, one stop and I am done. Merry Fucking Xmass now where is my gift???!!

I was reading my blogging buddies blogs through out the week and a number of yall have done this post and I thought I would do it to. Cinderella kinda tagged me but not really. I am not big on getting tagged or tagging. It sounds too much like that act of putting ones balls on someones mouth while u bust a load in their eyes. And since I am no fan of hackey sacks in my mouth or having my eyes glued shut so I dont ask it of anyone else. Unless u are into that kinda of stuff then ...that is a whole different story hahaha.

A - Available/Single? I am married and have been married or taken since 1993. I am addicted to the females.

B - Best Friend? My wife, everyone else I know sucks-and not in the good way.

C - Cake or Pie? Doesnt matter to me just as long as it is in reach.

D - Drink Of Choice? Dr Pepper and anything with booze in it.

E - Essential Item You Use Everyday? Cell Phone, its a work thing not a fun thing

F - Favorite Color? Black

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms? Neither I hate gummy candies

H - Home or Homesick? Home

I - Indulgence? Sex, masterbating, working out, eating, shopping, and sleeping

J - January Or February? Neither, to fucking cold

K - Kids & Their Names? Devon, Seth, and Lucas or better known as-MonkeyBoy, Mr.NoNo's and Cheese.

L - Life Is Incomplete Without? My family

M - Marriage date? Dec 8th

N - Number Of Siblings? 1 younger brother

O - Oranges Or Apples? Both

P - Phobias/Fears? I dont really have any fear or phobias but I hate bugs and have really bad vertigo

Q - Favorite Quote? 'But why the rum?'

R - Reason to Smile? Sunflower purfume.....hmmmm

S - Season? Not sure anymore.......but I do love summer

T - Tag 3 or 4 people? You must all do it!! (sound familiar Cinderella)

U - Unknown Fact About Me? I have taught all my sons the pull my finger joke

V - Vegetable you don’t like? lima beans

W - Worst Habit? being an asshole

X - X-rays You’ve Had? I have lost count, the last one I had was on my ankle

Y - Your Favorite Food? Pizza and anything w/o Ecoli from Taco Bell

Z - Zodiac Sign? Cancer, not that I have any idea what that is supposed to me. I dont follow that wacky peganistic mombo-jumbo. When asked what my sign I usually give them the finger and call it a day.

And today I was trolling around the internet and I goggled the word 'WOG' I am not sure what a WOG is but here are some pics I found in the search. But I think its a military term, I will have to ask the bro-in-law when he cums around.

WOG#1- I have nooooo Idea.

WOG#2- I think it was some navy initiation thing, and the other pics seem a little gay.

WOG#3-Hazing of sorts in the navy again. I think this was the stuff you find in the port-a-potties. And I think he liked it, look at them nipples! He is totally stoked!

HappY FridaY People....fell free to do the a-z thingie. Let us all know how u work lol.

-------I just did a search on the word 'Firday' and I have to share this:

Friday#1- She looks like someone in blogging land. If you think you know who I am talking about let me know. I will give you a hint -----'C'

Friday#2- She looks like a crack whore....love the deoderant marks hahaha. Toooo skinny for my taste.

Friday#3- I have been trying to enlarge this pic to get a better look at her cooter.....Yes I am that perverted.

Now I have no idea what these pictures have to do with Friday but who cares. And on that last pic, I think I will start in the middle and eat my way out muahahhahahaha....sorry I am in the need of a little release, but I am saving it up for later tonight....... ;)