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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Tits Friday!

The end of the week has cum up again, not much of a hurray but an end never the less. The only thing I have planned for this weekend is to get all shopping done! I have never been much of a holiday person, I hate having to go out and buy things. Dont get me wrong I love giving stuff, but only when I see somthing and I get the 'oh wouldnt soandso like this'. Not the " Godfuckingdamnit I have 12 more ppl on this cocksuckingbitchslappin list and I have no idea what to get them". But I do have a solution.....gift cards. If I dont know u and I feel I have to get u something I am getting u a damn gift card. 20$, one stop and I am done. Merry Fucking Xmass now where is my gift???!!

I was reading my blogging buddies blogs through out the week and a number of yall have done this post and I thought I would do it to. Cinderella kinda tagged me but not really. I am not big on getting tagged or tagging. It sounds too much like that act of putting ones balls on someones mouth while u bust a load in their eyes. And since I am no fan of hackey sacks in my mouth or having my eyes glued shut so I dont ask it of anyone else. Unless u are into that kinda of stuff then ...that is a whole different story hahaha.

A - Available/Single? I am married and have been married or taken since 1993. I am addicted to the females.

B - Best Friend? My wife, everyone else I know sucks-and not in the good way.

C - Cake or Pie? Doesnt matter to me just as long as it is in reach.

D - Drink Of Choice? Dr Pepper and anything with booze in it.

E - Essential Item You Use Everyday? Cell Phone, its a work thing not a fun thing

F - Favorite Color? Black

G - Gummy Bears Or Worms? Neither I hate gummy candies

H - Home or Homesick? Home

I - Indulgence? Sex, masterbating, working out, eating, shopping, and sleeping

J - January Or February? Neither, to fucking cold

K - Kids & Their Names? Devon, Seth, and Lucas or better known as-MonkeyBoy, Mr.NoNo's and Cheese.

L - Life Is Incomplete Without? My family

M - Marriage date? Dec 8th

N - Number Of Siblings? 1 younger brother

O - Oranges Or Apples? Both

P - Phobias/Fears? I dont really have any fear or phobias but I hate bugs and have really bad vertigo

Q - Favorite Quote? 'But why the rum?'

R - Reason to Smile? Sunflower purfume.....hmmmm

S - Season? Not sure anymore.......but I do love summer

T - Tag 3 or 4 people? You must all do it!! (sound familiar Cinderella)

U - Unknown Fact About Me? I have taught all my sons the pull my finger joke

V - Vegetable you don’t like? lima beans

W - Worst Habit? being an asshole

X - X-rays You’ve Had? I have lost count, the last one I had was on my ankle

Y - Your Favorite Food? Pizza and anything w/o Ecoli from Taco Bell

Z - Zodiac Sign? Cancer, not that I have any idea what that is supposed to me. I dont follow that wacky peganistic mombo-jumbo. When asked what my sign I usually give them the finger and call it a day.

And today I was trolling around the internet and I goggled the word 'WOG' I am not sure what a WOG is but here are some pics I found in the search. But I think its a military term, I will have to ask the bro-in-law when he cums around.

WOG#1- I have nooooo Idea.

WOG#2- I think it was some navy initiation thing, and the other pics seem a little gay.

WOG#3-Hazing of sorts in the navy again. I think this was the stuff you find in the port-a-potties. And I think he liked it, look at them nipples! He is totally stoked!

HappY FridaY People....fell free to do the a-z thingie. Let us all know how u work lol.

-------I just did a search on the word 'Firday' and I have to share this:

Friday#1- She looks like someone in blogging land. If you think you know who I am talking about let me know. I will give you a hint -----'C'

Friday#2- She looks like a crack whore....love the deoderant marks hahaha. Toooo skinny for my taste.

Friday#3- I have been trying to enlarge this pic to get a better look at her cooter.....Yes I am that perverted.

Now I have no idea what these pictures have to do with Friday but who cares. And on that last pic, I think I will start in the middle and eat my way out muahahhahahaha....sorry I am in the need of a little release, but I am saving it up for later tonight....... ;)

7 comments:

Martini said...

Always entertaining, and it's good to know you're not the teabagging type.

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Ummmmm a 'C' huh? Ummm, I have no idea at all!!

"I think I will put myself in the middle and eat my way out"..Ohhhhh my lord!!

Have a great weekend!

Miss 1999 said...

You're so bad! But I love ya anyway! *hugs*

Anonymous said...

Wow! You are a serious HOOT! Too funny! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with slightly mean sounding nicknames for my kids! :) Thanks for stopping by my blog! Come back any time!

~QZ~ said...

"vertigo"? why don't you just say you get dizzy for all the fuckwads who have no idea what that means...and if you've never smelled the LORDS perfume, its Be Delicious by DKNY....until then i don't want to hear about no sunflowers. Be delicious smells like sex.

Becky said...

I think I may do the a-z, i'm feeling bored.

And being a cancer means you tend to be lazy and unmotivated... then again you seem to not be a busy guy. Cancer's are also very emotional. MUMBO FRIGGIN JUMBO, lol.

prunella jones said...

Yay! This meme will never, ever die. I'm glad you did it!