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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Contest HNT.....

Last night the wife unit asked me to try and fix a toy.......I added fresh batteries and turned it on. Nothing happened, took it appart and could not find anything wrong. But as I looked at this thing I had in my hand I could not help but laugh. This thing did not look like it just came out of a childs toy, it looked more like some sicko sex toy.
If anyone can guess what toy it came out of you will win a greeting card form me....I will sign it and make it personalized so when I become famous you can sell it on ebay and make a fortune. But you might not want to show anyone else....it most likely will be a dirty and very adult card haha.
Well here is the HNT contest pic:



But I do want to get him a new toy just like it, he loves toys that make noise and light up (hint hint). He is such a happy baby, all you have to do is smile at him and he does this:



I need to get a video of him so I can share the extactic shrill that comes out of him at the same time this smile pops up. Cheese has to be the happiest baby I have ever seen.

I was looking through some old pics and thought I would do what I usually do: RePost pictures I have already put up. I have some new Fwends and they have not seen them and since I am as vain as they cum.....I couldnt help myself from posting pics of ...well....myself:

1) In Virgina picking up Bro-in-Law from his trip in the big metal boat. Who knew metal could float?



2) Me last summer gettting free water....doesnt it feel good!



3) Me last winter @ Kean University NJ.....I am not a student I had to bring the wife unit a book she forgot.



And as anyone can see this next one isnt me, its the wife unit....well a part of her that gives me a stiffy just thinking about them:



She is probably going to slap me in the back of the head for posting this but that part of my head has become rather immune to slaps. And besides she is the object of my affection and I love showing her off to the world!

4 More days left people, I hope yall gots yo shoppin done! Tits almost here.....On the fourth day of Christmass my true love gave to me:

4 midget ah humping.......

Remeber to share some skin on HNT and that if you can guess what I was trying to fix I will send you a nice greeting card. But poor Winnie the Pooh will be put in a sallow grabage grave very soon(hint Hint)

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW! Lie to me and tell me that your bro-in-law is single!

honkeie2 said...

Sorry I cannt telll a lie...he is still single, living in VA and still in the Navy. I have his blog on my side bar thingie....but he doesnt up date it very often. But if u like I can give u his myspace....he is up for pretty much anything but gay man sex.....

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Honkeie!

BTW, I stole your "What kind of drunk are you" quiz. Check it out.

Anonymous said...

I am taking a guess here.... was the mystery toy a Winnie The Pooh starlight projector?

morbid misanthrope said...

I don't know much about toys. I'm gonna guess it's an important piece from the smash hit holiday toy, Cornhole Me Elmo.

Anonymous said...

Dude, I saw your funny comment on Sam's site so I had to follow the wit.

You tell your wife she should stop slapping you and should encourage you to keep posting photos like these.

Samantha said...

Hehe, great pictures. I have absoloutly no idea what the doo dad is, my only thought was that it came out of one of they talking kids toys.

Mimi said...

hey, is that from a glo worm. Those darn things never last around here.

Mimi said...

Damn, I must have missed the clue. Is it the pooh that sleeps and snores or the one that lights up.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Oh...no gay man sex?

Lost another man to Saur...

Becky said...

It's a winnie the pooh light up thingamagiggie! LOL

I'M TOO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS PHIL, Mrs. Phil, and all the little monsters!!!!! 8-)

honkeie2 said...

Gutter: Merry Christmass, i will go and check it out....close....

morbid: nope but I would love to see that one hahaha


dan: Thanks for stopping by, and I will most likely show some more wife soon.

samantha: close.....

mimi: you are the first one !!!!

mr.fab: nope no man sex for me.....but a bisexual man once told me his thoughts on sex...."I am not gay I am not straight, for me a hole is a hole, and the tighter the better" And I quote that!

Becky: Merry Christmass....and yes u are right ass welll!

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Anonymous said...

What a pretty wife unit you have! I think it's darling that you like showing her off. And it's so sexy to see her so well "expressed" WHILE playing video games! Boys gotta love that!

Looks like a D cup to me. ;)

prunella jones said...

Um from the looks of that thing I'm gonna guess it is a ....12 inch, vibrating, Tickle Me Winnie the Poo?

Just Some Gal said...

Love the pics...Cheese is such a beautiful happy boy!

And my mind went straight to the gutter when all I saw was the word toy and the way that thing looked..haha
I have *NO* idea what its from.

The rest of the pics are great and I bet you get a stiffy from her playing vid games huh. ;-) The twins are really awesome too. heh

Merry Christmas to you and yours hon.

xx
Blondie/Ruthie

Anonymous said...

You can buy a toy that snores?

I wonder if me mate would be happy if he had me on one side and the snoring toy on the other, making it in stereo!

prettykitty said...

dang. i'm always late to these guessing games.

honkeie2 said...

teri: to be toofthfull I have no idea what size they are other than fucking big lol

jones: what a perv....but i love tit!

ruthie: merry christmass I hope all is going well with the move

teri: I just hope they dont cum out with a 'droll and snoor' toy !

kitty: tit is never too late!

prettykitty said...

alrighty then!

it's obvious you were the guy who broke into my house, went into my nightstand and stole my ..ahem.. electronic equipment.

Anonymous said...

Yup, I would have to agree! A glow worm or a cuddle me nighttime Pooh... (they light up like a glow worm when you squeeze them)Your wife is a hottie... and even if she smacks you for it, most chicks really secretly dig when our guy is jazzed about showing us off! :) I know I am! :) Have a Merry Christmas! (and enjoy those holiday jugs!) hehehehehehe! ;)

PixieGaf said...

I hope your Christmas goes well Honkie.

morbid misanthrope said...

Merry Christmas a day early, homeslice. I predict I'll be so drunk I'll either throw my computer in the pool or in a neighbor's house. I figured I should wish everyone a happy holidays before I ruin another computer.

Miss 1999 said...

Those were great pics! But I know, your wife probably is going to beat the shit out of you for that last pic of her *LOL* Merry Christmas! *hugs*

honkeie2 said...

Alot of you got it right and alot of you were on the same line of thought with me.
Thank you one and all for the comments! This has to be the most I have ever gotten in one post. And to be honest with you i said I would send a letter to anyone who got it right.....well I will send an adult greeting card to anyone who emails me their address.....

JohnWilkes77 said...

I have to admit, the pic you included . . . the one you were sure your beautiful wife would hit you for posted . . .has helped me get through a lot of lonely nights. That pic plus a few good gobs of my favorite lotion are all it takes to relax me into Dreamland . . .