Last night the wife unit asked me to try and fix a toy.......I added fresh batteries and turned it on. Nothing happened, took it appart and could not find anything wrong. But as I looked at this thing I had in my hand I could not help but laugh. This thing did not look like it just came out of a childs toy, it looked more like some sicko sex toy.
If anyone can guess what toy it came out of you will win a greeting card form me....I will sign it and make it personalized so when I become famous you can sell it on ebay and make a fortune. But you might not want to show anyone else....it most likely will be a dirty and very adult card haha.
Well here is the HNT contest pic:
But I do want to get him a new toy just like it, he loves toys that make noise and light up (hint hint). He is such a happy baby, all you have to do is smile at him and he does this:
I need to get a video of him so I can share the extactic shrill that comes out of him at the same time this smile pops up. Cheese has to be the happiest baby I have ever seen.
I was looking through some old pics and thought I would do what I usually do: RePost pictures I have already put up. I have some new Fwends and they have not seen them and since I am as vain as they cum.....I couldnt help myself from posting pics of ...well....myself:
1) In Virgina picking up Bro-in-Law from his trip in the big metal boat. Who knew metal could float?
2) Me last summer gettting free water....doesnt it feel good!
3) Me last winter @ Kean University NJ.....I am not a student I had to bring the wife unit a book she forgot.
And as anyone can see this next one isnt me, its the wife unit....well a part of her that gives me a stiffy just thinking about them:
She is probably going to slap me in the back of the head for posting this but that part of my head has become rather immune to slaps. And besides she is the object of my affection and I love showing her off to the world!
4 More days left people, I hope yall gots yo shoppin done! Tits almost here.....On the fourth day of Christmass my true love gave to me:
4 midget ah humping.......
Remeber to share some skin on HNT and that if you can guess what I was trying to fix I will send you a nice greeting card. But poor Winnie the Pooh will be put in a sallow grabage grave very soon(hint Hint)