Bad blogger bad bad bad me!

In my last post I put a picture up of a strange device and I said anyone who figured it out would get a prize. Well since so many people know what it was I am saying this: Anyone who sends me their address I will send them an adult greeting card. And when I say 'adult' I mean it wont be card you will want to hang on your office door at work. Doing that might get yo sent to HR for a special meeting and a weeek in sensitivity trainning. And I case you are wondering who was right, it was a sleepy time winnie the pooh ligth up and sing toy.

It has been a few days since my last post due to the holidays and the fact I am not at work. Which mean I have real work to do now....and for those of you that are married know what I mean. In lay-mans terms it's known as the 'Honey-Do-List'
But it isnt to bad and who wants to hear more bitching on this festive season.

Christmas went off with out toooo many issues. We went ot my moms Xmass eve and then sent Xmass day with the inlaws. And as usual we had the huge fest with food and booze as far as the eye can see. And yes I have been rather unsober for the past few days. Also with the intent of staying that course. We are off for Virgina tommorrow to send New Years with the navyman. Anyone who has sent anytime with a seaman knows what happens in times like this. I plan on buying firewoks and fire water to bring the New Year in with a big old bang!

But I have to get going here, I am in the proccess of packing and wrestling with children in sugar overlaod. But I do have a few pics for the masses and my amusement:

The turkey is ready for his final humiliation:



We bought the kids one of those do it yourself ginger bread house kits. It wasnt as easy as the box leads you to beileve. Some adult supervison was need to get the end result.



End result, before it end up in kiddie tummies then as pooh.



Christmass morning before the assult!



The look on the baby's face apon seeing what the great god in the red suit had left us using baby Jesus's credit card.



This is what one can do to try and fight off a hang over from too much sugar and spice.



We bought navyman one of these shirts and I had to have one as well. If you cannt read it beacuse my sexiness is too blinding I will spell it out for u: 'The reason the cops keep pulling me over is because of these guns' And in the bottom corner you can see the top of weemans head looking up at the person he looks to as a god :-D



Here we have me and the wife unit. This picture is very G rated, but I do promise more PG13 ones in the future. But I might have to alter them a bit.....she is gettting a little paranoid about who might see her here.
And just in case you are wondering what my teeshirt say: 'I am not drunk, I am just wicked tired from being up all night drinking'



We bought ourselves a capuchinno machine and tried it out tonight. It came out fucking great! We will be using this all the time!



But I am now off and running, all the grammar mistakes will have to wait for another time...remeber send me you addresses and I will get them out....but I woont be back untilo after tyhe new year....HAVE A HAPPPY DRUNK NEW YEArs
and if you dont drink....start it makes the pain of being an adult less pain full!