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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Its Thursday :-(

It is another Thursday and I have been caught without my pants down...that is right no HNT for me. Work is hell and home life has my full attention, I am not complaining about home life but work can really suck dirty ass at the moment. I took the little man to get his hair cut and I forgot the camera, I really need to have one implanted in my head haha. He was such a good boy while all the salon girls flocked over him(me) lol. You know women find men attractive that spend time with their kids. Justttt kidding, no one was was checking me out, I think.... But I did see someone I thought I knew. She looked allot like this girl I knew in high school but younger and allot skinner. Then it hit me, she was the little sister of my old friend. I could not get over how much she looked like her sister, well except the fact she was modle thin and had bigger bonkers. The last time I saw her she was this little bean pole, that was back in 94. Time has been good to her. I cannt imagiane what this is doing to the older sisters self esteeem. She was one of those slightly over wieght drama queens that always had some sob story about how the weight of the world was on her shoulders. It also didnt help her father was very ill and her mother was always hardest on her. And of course I ended up friends with her for a time but the drama got a bit think and I ended up leaving it all behind. From what I have heard she still runs in the same circle of friends and still has all kinds of drama issues. I always end up friends like her, maybe its because I actually listen and that I am a sucker for a good story.
If you have drama I am there, why you ask? Because real life beats made up soap operas any day. We all have life stories and I love sharing mine and I love hearing other ppls. And hell sometimes all someone wants is someone to listen to them and I am always willing to. I think this is why I am such a Blogger freak and I have stuck around longer than I thought I was going to. I have read stories of heart ache, joy, pleasure and pain. It is what makes us human and alive. If you dont have a story to tell you are either not old enough or lead a very boring life. People that are affraid of life's pains never live.
I love without fear of losing and live as if I will be young forever. I have been hurt and I have caused hurt, I am sorry for the pains I have caused but I cannt un-do it. And some of it I would not want to undo, hell some ppl need a good kick in the ass to wake them up to reality once in a while. There is one person I can never say that I am sorry enuogh for being an ass and that is my wife. Back when we were just dating I broke off our relationship and our engagment. It was fucked up beyond fuck ups. I still to this day dont know why I did it but it steemed from me not wanting to end up married again then divorced. And I think if I had just opened up more it would have never happened. But being a closed person when it comes to my own emotions I tried to cut off my nose to spit my face. But luckily when I came to my senses she was willing to give me another try to make it right. I didnt really want to leave her but at the moment I could not get away fast enuogh. Funny thing, the whole time we were appart she was the one I compaired every woman to. I am one emtionally mess at time but that is what all men are but few ever come to terms with it. I have break downs from time to time and I will probably post about one of my more recent ones that beer and the movie Crash brought about. When I drink my walls come down and the emtions come to the surface, my therapy can be found in a bottle. How sad is that?
But that is enuff of my ramblings, if anyone has noticed I am all over the place when it comes to my blogging. And just in case you are wondering, this is how my mind works. One minute I am thinking about breast, then I am thinking about food, off thinking about what I am doing at that moment, vagina, pop rocks, work, ghetto botties, my left nutt needs a scratch, blog, midget sex, beer....and sooo on. And this is usually in a span of 60 seconds. I really think those ppl nailed it when they said I have ADD. My mind is all over the place, and my blogging reflects this perfectly. I will start on one topic and end up with something like this:

But the way this is hot as hell! There is nothing sexier than a woman in high heels and thigh highs...well at least in my book! Thanks Leg Show for my addiction.

Now for something completly different:

I found this song the other day and I have to share-

The Penis Song-Monty Python

Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isnt it frightfully good to have a dong.
Its swell to have a stiffy,
Its divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest prick.
So three cheers fot your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork,
Your wives best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But dont take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you wont come back.

Now go forth and sing this song out loud to all and have a great day. If that song doesnt help you smile or that pic didnt make your ding-a-ling twitch a little you need professional help, so if you have an issue here is a tissue haha!


Shannon said...

First of all...

Why did you steal my pic for your post?? LOL.. yeahhh I wish it was mine.. well not really, I wouldn't want it posted all over the net.. wtf am I talking about? Anyways...

Number ONE..

I didn't twich when I saw that pic.. (Not into women)

The song was funny, but I wouldn't sing it since I don't have a banana..

You are lucky your wife took you back.. I would have made you beg.. LOL..(Just kidding,nahh I'm not) lol

But she sounds like a great woman and you KNOW you are lucky to have her..I am sure you know was meant to be. Sometimes you have to take a step back to realize how good you have it.. you did that, and now you know. You both make eachother whole..

Happy Thursday.. and Happy Easter (If I don't see ya around)

normiekins said...

this is a great post honk....some insight on you.......the picture is very HOT....and i agree....nothing sexier than a lady in heels and thigh highs...i love monty python!!!!!!!

morbid misanthrope said...

I never could tolerate drama.

"Boo-hoo-hoo, morbid. My boyfriend left me! I had to call you because you're my only friend, and I need to talk or I'll kill myself."

I'm watching Jeopardy.

"Sniff...But I really need to talk. I was writing poetry and cutting myself with a safety pin..."

For fuck's sake, use a razor; it's quicker.


And I never had to listen to her whiney shit again.

Cherry! said...

Great post!

I agree with shannon that you're lucky that your wife took you back. Don't you hate it when you do things and then say 'WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?????' especially with relationships. Obviously it was meant to be though! Good going!

honkeie2 said...

Shannon: Come on you know u want to show the world your stuff haha better show it while ya got it. We all get old then no one wants to see it haha. Yeah I know I am lucky and I did have to beg, it wasnt pretty :-P. And the old saying is true, you dont know what u have until u lost it.

Normie: I knew that was a reason I like u hahaha...same taste in women hah

morbid: That sounds like a conversation I had once with....but I was watching beavis and butthead lol

Cherry: thanks and yes my whole life has been full of " WTF was I thinking"