Happy Firday

Well I broke the seal on my dry spell. Last night I had about 5 or 6 beers and one long draw from a bottle of tequila. It was more like this: open bottle, put lips to bottle and drink, one mississppi two mississppi, free missittiy.......lower head and put bottle back in frig. I spent the night watching movies and going to one of the best websites on the net...WIMP go there when you get a chance, you will laugh, cringe, stare in disbelieve and maybe even throw up a little in your mouth. It is that good haha.
Nothing really came of my little dip into the alcohol kiddie pool of happiness other than I had a great nights sleep haha. I would not advise ppl to use this as a sleep aide but once in a while it can be fun. I really dont plan on drinking again for probably another few weeks, it keeps the thrill of the bottle new if you keep it down to once a month. Instead of every freakin weekend or day. No matter how much you like something if you do it too much it can become boring really fast....well except masterbation. That has never gotten old, and if it does just switch hands and its a whole different woman haha.
Here are some future myspace angle pics I took during my party of one:



Same shot different angle, this one will almost defanitley end up on myspace lol:




Drunk white guy in a white tank top.....Why do I foresee this guy on "COPS" in the near future?

In the theme of slapping the dirty pony I went on a quest for interesting pics for this Friday Funnies:

1) So true soooo true.



2) You have been warned! Switch it up.



3) But if you like you can try will all your might.



4) When the hand just isnt enuff do what the rednecks do.....and turn to thier best friends haha.




5) So that is where porn stars come from......



I hope everyone has a great weekend and I want more ppl to take pictures damn it. I love to look at pictures, exspecally real life action kind. Go out an invest in a digital camera and show the world things through your eyes. I wonder of anyone would be interested in starting a weekly scavange hunt for random life stuff? Like road kill, cashiers at your local food store or a hot bartender. Let me know if anyone would like to play and if I get enough I will make up a list of things to hunt for. Hell..........if no one wants to do it I will just do what I have always done in the past, and just play with myself. But it is always a little more interesting when you get others involved ;-).