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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Happy Firday

Well I broke the seal on my dry spell. Last night I had about 5 or 6 beers and one long draw from a bottle of tequila. It was more like this: open bottle, put lips to bottle and drink, one mississppi two mississppi, free missittiy.......lower head and put bottle back in frig. I spent the night watching movies and going to one of the best websites on the net...WIMP go there when you get a chance, you will laugh, cringe, stare in disbelieve and maybe even throw up a little in your mouth. It is that good haha.
Nothing really came of my little dip into the alcohol kiddie pool of happiness other than I had a great nights sleep haha. I would not advise ppl to use this as a sleep aide but once in a while it can be fun. I really dont plan on drinking again for probably another few weeks, it keeps the thrill of the bottle new if you keep it down to once a month. Instead of every freakin weekend or day. No matter how much you like something if you do it too much it can become boring really fast....well except masterbation. That has never gotten old, and if it does just switch hands and its a whole different woman haha.
Here are some future myspace angle pics I took during my party of one:



Same shot different angle, this one will almost defanitley end up on myspace lol:




Drunk white guy in a white tank top.....Why do I foresee this guy on "COPS" in the near future?

In the theme of slapping the dirty pony I went on a quest for interesting pics for this Friday Funnies:

1) So true soooo true.



2) You have been warned! Switch it up.



3) But if you like you can try will all your might.



4) When the hand just isnt enuff do what the rednecks do.....and turn to thier best friends haha.




5) So that is where porn stars come from......



I hope everyone has a great weekend and I want more ppl to take pictures damn it. I love to look at pictures, exspecally real life action kind. Go out an invest in a digital camera and show the world things through your eyes. I wonder of anyone would be interested in starting a weekly scavange hunt for random life stuff? Like road kill, cashiers at your local food store or a hot bartender. Let me know if anyone would like to play and if I get enough I will make up a list of things to hunt for. Hell..........if no one wants to do it I will just do what I have always done in the past, and just play with myself. But it is always a little more interesting when you get others involved ;-).

17 comments:

normiekins said...

damn you broke the spell.......nice pics honk!....like the masturbation muscle guy...too cute!!!!

honkeie2 said...

Thanks Normie yes the spell is broken muahahahhaahah

Cherry! said...

Count me in on the pics thing! Would definitely be fun!

I like putting pics on my blog. The one going on the next post will be a good one. Well I hope anyway! If it turns out....

Love the blog by the way. Very funny! And after a bad week I'll be drinking tonight too. In fact, I might hook myself up to a drip so there's a steady flow........

Let me know re pics!

honkeie2 said...

Cherry: Lets go get fit saced! And with what I saw on your blog I think a drink is definatley in order. Hope the weekend is a good one, always keep a camera handy when u drink.

Lo Lo Lova said...

Entertaining as ever...

The Real Kidd said...

I'll give your little "pic game" a try! BRING IT ON!

Video X said...

i already threw up a little in my mouth last night...but what the heck. i'll give that site a shot anyhow! but only cuz you said so.

masturbation never gets old....how very very true!

nice beer pics! i love parties of one sometimes! i'm totally capable of having parties by myself.

Lisa said...

I was so encouraged by your pics that I decided to have a nice cold Coors Light in honor of you.

I have a new digi camera so I will def be on the picture train.

Have a good one!

Cherry! said...

Babe,I keep the camera with me everywhere i go and with spare batteries!

Bring the pics on! I'm going to dream up some challenges for you!

Cherry! said...

BTW in the process of getting fit saced!plenty o' pic opp's coming up!

Scorpy said...

I like the idea of a weekly scavenger hunt with photos...it would be a blast to see different stuff from all over the world LOL
I have two Dig cameras plus a good one on my phone and one on my Palm Pilot...I just sapa away all day ~grin~ (actually I use them for work so they are always with me)

Keep me posted on the hunt and I had a few beers in sympathy

honkeie2 said...

I will post again about the hunt but I am about 10 beers in redneck heaveen

'ka said...

oh man... the pictures are hilarious! :D

Shannon said...

Funny spit... nothing does the job better then the silver bullet lol.. great pics.. haha

steph said...

Cool idea Honk! I wanna play!

Ranger Tom said...

That's the only time I used to get some 'strange' when I was married... I switched hands!

LOL

Joe Tornatore said...

great photos.