Its May Turd.....

Today my little woman turned 28. She said she did not want anything but we all know what that means right????? Well she went to school droped by the store and pick up a cake, strawberries, strawberry topping, strimmers and self relighting candles. Yes I had to get the trick candles, that is so me haha. I went home started dinner and got to work on her little brithday present. It wasnt much but I had to do something for that special woman in my life, and since I can give her Kay jewlery and fancy cars a little birtday suprise will have to do.

This is what it looked like before she got home and we all let lose on it lol.

A close up on the cake and the candles laced with gunpowder.

And after a quick AppleBees birthday song, her and little man tried to blow the Honkeie special candles out. She was about to faint and the baby was about to pee himself trying to keep them out. The kitchen was filled with smoke.....thank god the smoke ditectors dont work haha. It looked like a damn gun fight had just ened, the gun smoke hugged the air as a blanket would a swaddled baby. Thank you Loui La'moure for that one haha....and if you dont know who that is he was a great author that wrote lots of western and adventure novles. Couple of my favorite books were, The Haunted Mesa and The Walking Drum. If you like to read adventure manly books go look him up. I might have missed spelled his name so before any literate know it all points it out let me be the first to say it. I am only fucking human and dont feel like looking it up.