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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Happy HNT Thursday

This is a post that was inspired by my son, the oldest. We were playing around and I asked the oldest to take a picture of a space man with a butt-face. He was laughing so hard I am suprised it came out at all. Now you must know my son thinks anything to do with the butt is just too funny. Farting and mooning should be a college major, he would have a master by the time he hits the teen years.(And of course I am the grand poop-ba of all ass jokes ) I know when the wife unit see this she will probably hit me in the back of the head but I had to do it. And it was well worth it, and besides there was no one else there....I think.

There u have it folks, the first and only Honkeie ass-tronaught! I will be the first man to land on(in) youranus. And who ever said museums are boring have never gone to one with me and been assed to leave. Artist know you will try and touch nude statues boobies and whoohoo's why do u think they carved them like that? Hell if they did a black light test on some of them they probably could find some real Davencie (dna) Code on the back side of some of them.

And just a reminder that the end of the month I will posting a new list of things to hunt for with your digital cameras and as well as my first contrabution to my new game. If you dont know what, how, whenor what take a look at the side bar an look for the little red box. At the last Tuesday of this month I will post my finding. If anyone has any good ideas for the next list of things to find send me an email :
Happy Hunting!

And just for shits and giggles, a MOMENT OF ZEN for the last day before friday:


The Real Kidd said...

ROFLMAO! Great HNT pic!

Lo Lo Lova said...

Is this what I have to look forward to with my son and my husband? Sigh...

the_mrs said...

LOL That is awesome---too funny! =D

Happy HNT!

Video X said...

honkie ass-tronaut? HAHAHA. goof. perfect. goofy is totally awesome. your child will actually probably turn out to be the mature one in the bunch when he's older...he will have already done all this stuff!

AM said...

Dude, it's been a while ... when did you change your page layout?
Ah ... sorry for losing touch but you know ... ;)

I read you and I think 'you'll be such a great friend to your children when they're slightly older, you're one of those 'cool daddies'' ... I may need some lessons one day :D

Cherry said...

Nice Butt, dude!!! :)

And I love your new profile pic!!! Where on earth did you find that sick thing? lol

Head back on over to my site...I have some questions for readers to answer.

honkeie2 said...

kid: thanks

lolo: Yep, pull my finger jokes and drive by moonings.

the_mrs: thanks jenn-nnay...when are u going to do another HNT????HMMMM

vx: Yeah my kid will be the one telling me to grow up haha

cherry: geeee I wonder where I got mr beatsoff hmmmm? I am on my way to see what u have.

normiekins said...

why do i picture your son lecturing YOU as he gets older?

Just Some Gal said...

OMG this is the best HNT of all week! hahaha

Love it!

Happy HNT babe.

Ranger Tom said...

I always go with what Ted Nugent said:

"When in doubt, whip it out!"

Lisa said...

I always wondered what a true asstronaunt looked liked.