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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Its Friday and I am assed out!

I have been working doubles all week and by Saturday I will have worked 80 hours. You see here at my job if you want a day off but do not want to loose the hours we switch with each other. Last December a coworker of mine worked 4 days for me and now its pay back. And they are always a bitch! But it is all good I got a vacation out of it and he is getting one as well. He went to Florida for 2 weeks and he told me if he finds me a good switch blade he would bring it back. I have a really nice one, made in Italy and everything. You cannt by them here in NJ so I have to go through all kinds of routes to get one. They are illegal here in NJ but I never take it out of my house, it is the coolest letter opener I have ever seen haha.
I took my final last night, which ment I had to have the 3 rd shift guy come in early. Not wanting to loose the time I told him I would come in early for him. So I have been here since 0300 this morning and will not be leaving until 2300hrs tonight. So that is 20 hours at work! Damn that is depressing as all hell lol.
But to raise my spirits I went out and looked up some funnies. So today I will share a few of my Friday Funnies with yall:

1) Ass-spackle is a must in some jobs

3) This needs no intro or definition......

3) My kinda girl! No doubt in my mind what I would hit dat two times....if I wasnt married of course ;-).

4) I am all for the male bonding thing but this looks like the pemier to a gay teen sex here.

5) Now doesnt this look like fun?????

6) You know I have season passes right? And right next store we have Honkeie Land and Klan Kountry Buffet. Its an all u can eat stuff your face full of white mans best dishes, all come with a side of mayo.

If you are curiuos I am near mad with fatigue, insanity run deep during these hours. But its all good.
These pictures come thanks to this site called its is some new search engine with a twist. If you are interested take a look, I use it all the time now. I looked up the word "carck" and these are some of the pictures I found.
Well happy Friday peoples, I am off to do some work. Keep them cameras around at all times I love to see some pics ....


Lisa said...

Sorry you got such a long day ahead of ya. That sucks. I'll go home and drink beer for you.

You always find the funniest pics. God, please don't let my ass EVER get that big.

the_mrs said...

Hope you did well on your final!

20 hours at work?! Can you IM from there? lol

The Real Kidd said...

Oh wow! What a long ass day! You poor thing.

Now if my ass ever gets that big,....well I don't know what I would do, cry probably! LMAO, you are one crazy guy honk! Those picture kill me!

morbid misanthrope said...

Sorry about the long hours. I've been there. The last issue of the magazine where I work was running late due to the French owner's inability to run a magazine.

Luckily, that French asshole didn't mind making the Creative Director and I work 15 - 18 hour days (including weekends) for two weeks straight, followed by at least one or two 24-hour days. I didn't even get paid for working all those extra hours.

At least there's always alcohol waiting for you at home.

honkeie2 said...

lisa: thanks have another for me but pour down your shirt, wet beer teeshirt contest.

the_mrs: I hope and I wish I had IM here at work :-P

kid: there is nothing wrong with an ass that big, I would love it to death!

morbid: I am curious to what u sounds interesting. But 24 hours wow....I will down a beer in your honor. U are da man.

AM said...

Ouuuuuuuuuuff, that's a long shift.
Bw I work between 15 to 18 hours daily but I can never NEVER ever EVER wake up at 3! There are things I just wasn't born for! ;)