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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

HNT again.....

This little addition to the HNT come from one of the less attractive parts of the male anatomy: The Foot. Yes I am sorry men have ugly feet, for the most part. What I have here is a little insight to parts of me that make me ...well me.
I have matching, well I dont know what to call them but they look like creases in my skin. On each of my heals I have a fold that mirrors the other. My mom told me that they where there when I was born so I guess it happened while I was in the Easy Bake Oven lol. If I were to die in a plane crash and all that was left were my feet my family could easily identify my remains....how heart warning is that?!?



I take care of my feet unlike most men, I care about ashy cracked skin....mainly because its just nasty! I use a corse foot scrubber during every shower and I lotion them before bed. I dont always remember but I do get it done for the most part. I dont know about other people out there but if I go for to long without doing this my feet crack to the point of bleeding. But when I take care of them they are as smooth as, ass skin! I have to put a lot of effort into my scrubbing, I mean I scrub so hard that once I slipped and hit my ankle and tore off the skin. That hurt like a mother!
My feet are ugly like most mens feet but I will be damned if mine are all cracked and nasty to boot. I also have that yellow toe nail thing going. That started when I was about 20, right after my first time in the gym shower at Bally's. And yes I blame them for this, but it was my fault for not wearing shower shoes. So shame on me and shame on the scumbag that gave it to me. So this is why I put black nail polish on them....which reminds me I have to do that soon.....its sandle weather!
I hope others will play along with HNT ,its a fun way to let everyone out there know a little bit more about you. Have a fun Thursday people....work is crazy today so I might not make it back here until tommorow......

8 comments:

Danielle said...

Whoot whoot! Im not looking at the foot i am looking at the THIGH the foot is resting on!!!!! Yea! LOL -I hate feet. ALL FEET. Even women and myself who get pedicures and do them up wih nice polish, feet are just disgusting.

Possessed Bitch said...

Can I suck on those toes?? Yum, white meat.

Ranger Tom said...

Being an ex-infantry man, I religously take care of my feet.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

I hate feet. Ick. Nothing personal though lol

Sassy Mama said...

uhhh..... the black toenail polish? You slid that in but it wasn't lost on me! Pic please!!! You're wild!
And is there tubing down the Mississippi? Sounds dangerous!

~Sheila~ said...

I have to admit. Angel does not have heavenly feet. In fact, his feet are JACKED UP and no one ever warns me about these things before I get involved with people. It's like the family is trying to get them married off so the keep all the secrets and then you find out when you say...I DO.
Angel is the king of Komodo Dragon Feet!!

I wanna play HNT Thursday. I just need to find a body part to show...lol

Martini said...

Oh man, you better watch out. There are some major freaks out there with foot fetishes. Seems like the opposite people are reading your blog though. Maybe you are safe after all.

Nikky said...

I think all feet are nasty... in my perfect world, we'd all have feet like Barbie dolls... no discernable toes, just smooth skin running down to the end of the feet. Yeah, I have given this alot of thought... I hate feet. But I like the idea of black nail polish on a dude...