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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I love summer

There are soo many things I love about summer but one that I would like to mention today is: Swim Wear on Parade. Like most straight men I like to see the parade of women showing off 95% of their bods on any hot summer day. But unlike most men I perfer the ones that leave a little to the imagination, because we all know fanatsy is always better than reality(and if you need an example look at any transvesttie that looks really good as a woman.....the reality of that fantasy is she is a woman with a little bit more than most men want lol) Now dont get me wrong I love the women with the gutts to go all out with the itty bitty thong bikini, hell I am all man after all shhheessshhh. But I am a true fan of the women speedo. Nothing is hotter than a woman in a one peice speedo...here let me show u one I just found on line:



Now come on...that is hot!
But now let us venture to where no man should ever go.....

NONONONONO.....


And NEVER EVER! Got hair man titties?



Unless u are this guy, then I guess it might be ok.....haha



But the ugly ones make the day that much funnier, the humor factor is always part of the beach exsperience. But some ppl can make you wish you were blind while other make you wish you had remebered your sunglasses lol. I am an expert at not moving my head or showing in sign that the chick in the thong bent over 4 inches from me has caught my eye. Women can hear neck muscles more miles away.
After those nasty man thongs we need something a little nicer on the eye........



Very nice indeed!

And this is a sign that all men love to see at their favorite beach:




I hope to get to the beach sometime this summer, the Jersey shore is ok i guess. Once u have been to the tropics and see white sand and crystal clear water the Jersey shore just aint what it used to be lol.

13 comments:

Shannon said...

Why did you have to show us those speedo pics?? lol Ughhh!!

I perfer the full piece bathing suit myself but it really doesn't matter I guess, as long as you don't have your azz in my face, it's all good =)

*P.S. Now I will be looking closer at all men wearing sunglasses!!*

honkeie2 said...

U might see me with my sunglasses but I keep the really dark and I never show any facial movements. U could right in front of me and you would never guess what I am looking at.....well u could probably guess but u would never be able to prove it. Move head left and look right and then down....its an art haha

Shannon said...

Hahaha for the love of sun tan oil!! MEN! *Shakes head* =P

honkeie2 said...

Men should always shake their heads. 'If you sprinkle when u tinkle please be neat and whipe the seat.' I was taught well lol. Why do u think men love those 1950 cop sunglasses?????

Lo Lo Lova said...

Um, that first picture, the woman's nipples are pointing in different directions. And that picture of the girl in the black swimsuit - I think she's 12. So that's GROSS, dude! GROSS!!!!

Now, the big dude in the speedo, well that's just HOT HOT HOT

honkeie2 said...

12???? No way, there is no way she is 12....well I dont know...with all the steriods in our food maybe. But she cannt be 12.....please let her be at least 18. Well at least I wasnt nasty about the comment there lol

morbid misanthrope said...

I'm not much of a beach guy. I'm more like a stay-inside-and-despise-the-outside-world kind of guy. It's not my fault I burn easily. Besides, when I was a kid, all my folks gave me to eat was sand and salt water.

smashpOp said...

woweee swimsuits galore

Just Some Gal said...

Wow the guy speedo pics & big huge furry man boobs nearly obliterated my retinas...

Sunglasses?? HAHA, you are so right about the neck muscle noise...hahahaha

Cherry! said...

I prefer a bikini myself. And I don't mind the speedos on the men as long as they don't go up their asses like in that pic. It's a case of no nasty surprises when you get them in the bedroom if they wear speedos. ie: small package.

honkeie2 said...

morbid: Dont u mean salt water taffy?

smashpop: I love them all....well the women anyway lol.

blondie: see I was right haha. If I ever visit Texas I will be sure to bring the darkest ones I can find to go motorcycle shopping lol.

cherry: not to toot my own horn but I think I would have a little bit of a problem if I wore a speedo. I might draw attention to a certain part lol.

AM said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwk these pics of guys are eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewk!

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