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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

HNT and random BS

Well lets start this day off with my HNT pic I took this morning will I was getting ready for the gym. It is long, white, full of viens and used to do all of my work............dirty perverts----




Its my arm, haha fooled ya lol. I was running around early as hell this morning, since our shower is out for repairs I get up earlier than usual and hit the gym. I think I might keep this up, for several reasons 1) I get my workout in early 2) It wakes me up better than coffe 3) It leaves me time later to workout again....two workouts in one day...oh happy day and lastly morning workout seem to kick start my days. But I hate getting up in the morning with all my heart and soul(even though I sold mine for a case of beer some years ago).

-Like I said a while ago I have tried to take up golf. So far I have been practising about 2 times a week and I have gotten a little better. I only miss the ball completly one out nine swings. And that is more embarassing than slicing the ball straight out to the left(which I do alot haha). But the other day i went out to the driving range and the little bar and grill they have out there burned something and this is what I saw.....



Nothing big, more noise than smoke and fire. I am not sure what they did but a little free press and noise makers to let the passing motorist notice you never hurts.

-Last weekend I went out with the bro-in-law for a little drinking and bullshitting at one of his friends house. He is an ex-army dude and into surfing, now to surf in NJ you have to have alot of patience. There are not a whole lot of good waves out here. Here we have an example of what happenes when u try to take a picture of a Jersey surfer talking about the totaly rad rip tides.....




And yes by the time we went to bed the beer wassss all gone!

-I saw my man here out fishing in this nasty water whole and I thought he was missing something so I helped him out....



Now he is whole....all poorly dressed old white guys need tats.

-While we were at the surfer dudes house I found a new love....drunk scanning. It isnt as much fun as drunk dialing.....which we did as well.....but it was fun. Listening to cop land and learning all about ppl getting caught smoking an unknown white substance and running suspects. Man I cannt believe the excitment at 0100 in the morning.



-I hope everyone has a great day and hope there are some pervets out there with some good HNT. I will be looking.......but to end this fine day I will share with you a little philosophy that seems soo true today. And something I feel this generation is missing out on....well not the ones I will be raising.........


9 comments:

normiekins said...

you're so bad......great arm!

the_mrs said...

2 workouts in one day is somthing to get excited about? lol

I miss the Honkster! I need to come around more =)

Lo Lo Lova said...

Two workouts in one day is sick. SICK SICK SICK. No wonder your veins are popping out.

honkeie2 said...

normie: bad to da bone lol...thanks

the_mrs: Yes I get excited over da pump...its like I am cumming(an arnold quote, not mine lol) Please cum by, we all miss jennany!

lolo: We all have addictions in our lives that is just one of them.

Shannon said...

Nice Arm!! That last photo is soo funny..bad but funny!!

morbid misanthrope said...

I thought all parents beat their kids. At least my parents told me that. They also told me I was special, see, because normal parents only punch their kids, while my parents hit me with hammers and wrenches.

Just Some Gal said...

Loved the pic... I envy your workout regimen... To me its like the best drug ever! Seriously, I usually end up addicted to strength training. lol Its why I'm sticking out cardio as long as possible...

Great post and dammit, your BIL's pic... talk about excitement!

I just ordered my son two shirts that says "Now that I'm safe, I'm pro-choice" and "They Shake me".

You must visit Tshirthell.com, it has the best shirts ever...

honkeie2 said...

shannon: the truth is funnier than fiction.

morbid: well at least they did not make u go out and pic out your own hammer to be beaten with.

blondie: hahahahahahaha i want to get the tee that says "I am a breast man" for my new baby

AM said...

Your arm?! duh!!! they should have more strict rules to this game ;)