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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Random Questions.....

1. First name? Phil

2. Were you named after anyone? Nope

3. Do you wish on stars? No, they wish on me :-*

4. When did you last cry? hmmm good question, real men dont cry lol.

5. Do you like your handwriting? It could be better but its not bad

6. What is your favorite lunch meat? Pickle loaf ROCKS!

7. What is your birth date? 7/9/76.

8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Aqua....I am an in the closet fan :-D

9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hell yes! I rock! lol

10. Do you have a journal? yep, and its the kind with paper too!

11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes

12. What are your nicknames? asshole and dick

13. Would you bungee jump? yep

14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not usually.

15. Do you think that you are strong? I can do pull ups.........

16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? cookiedoe!

17. Shoe Size? 10.

18. Red or pink? Red.

19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? body hair...just nasty

20. Who do you miss most? My son and wife....they are in Virgina now :-(

21. Do you want everyone that reads this to do the same? Yes.

22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? polyester uniform grey pants and black leather shoes

23. What are you listening to right now? areosmith...lovin in an elevator

24. Last thing you ate? Oinion soup.

25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? One of those big toddler green ones, but it would have to be a toxic if swallowed kind.

26. What is the weather like right now? Warm and muggy....

27. Last person you talked to on the phone? the police :-D

28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tits, sorry i am an asshole after all!

29. Do you like the person that you got this off of? yes, thank you lo lo

30. Favorite Drink? Caffeine Filled drinks

31. FAVORITE SPORT? body building

32. Hair Color? brownish red

33. Eye Color? Green

34. Do you wear contacts? yes

35. Favorite Food? all junk food!

36. Last Movie You Watched? “Fear and loathing in Las Vegas" God he was werid

37. Favorite Day Of The Year? any day that ends in y

38. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? scarry movies

39. Summer Or Winter? Summer

40. Hugs OR Kisses? Can I pick sex?

41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Eclaires

42. Who Is Most Likely To Do This to? No one

43. Who Is Least Likely To Do It? Look to answer 42

44. Living Arrangements? A house with doors and windows

45. What Books Are You Reading? None at the momment, need to get one though lol

46. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Nothing, I have the coolest rolling ball mouse. No one else can manuver it like i can hehehehe

47. What Did You Watch Last Night? Equalibrium and Fear and Loathing

48. Favorite Smells? Sunflower purfume

49. Favorite Sounds? laughter

50. Where Did You Meet Your Other Half? Lord and Taylor

Now I would like anyone that reads this to cut and paste this on their blog to let us know you. Come join us, you know you want to, be part of the group, you want to fit in, everyone is doing it!


Lo Lo Lova said...

#40 made me laugh outloud.

Then I saw your picture and cried. PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT YOUR OFFICE. I just got the shivers!

Anonymous said...

omigod... what is that picture of? I know someone's car that is like that, and it's gross

honkeie2 said...

It is the pic of some dudes dorm room. it was a random pic i just popped it in there for shtits and giggles

Lo Lo Lova said...

Thank God!

Courtney said...

I just wanted to let you know that your the winner of Dictionary at my blog.

k o w said...

Ok but just for you I'll plug it into Fuggo today.

Becky said...

That's the same perfume I wear, Sunflowers. Good stuff!

Becky said...

I'm linking your site, your blog makes me laugh.

honkeie2 said...

Thank rebecca and eveyone else, getting comments on here makes me smile :-D

Desi said...

IM A BARBIE GIRL wooot glad I am not the only lunatic about and if you buy cookie dough ice cream and let it melt and then put it in the freezer to refreeze all the cookie dough is at the bottom and you get lal the sugar at ONCE woot :)

honkeie2 said...

That just made my pancreas quiver with joy lol. May I will just main line a bag of Splenda and call it a day lol.

EE said...

Seriously funny you are. ;)

LOL, I have no idea who you are, but you posted on my blog and I had to come check you out. I am addicted to "lists", yours made me laugh. =)

honkeie2 said...

I love to make ppl laugh just as much as I love bathing in lime Jello. And I loveeeee lime Jello. If I ever become rich I am going to have a pool filled with lime Jello and have prizes put on the bottom and you will have to eat your way to the bottom.

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