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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

100 Things you did not know about me.....

1) I was born in San Antonio Tx July 9,1976.

2) I have never meet my biological father.

3)The states I have lived in thus far; TX,AL,LA and NJ.

4) I kinda passed over kindergarten and have been to 8 different schools before I hit college.

5) I am proud of all my scars and hope for more before I die.

6) I smoked for about 7 years, but gave it up not long after I met my second wife. She hated the smoke and I was ready to start anew. The other reason was for my ever growing distaste for the smell. The smell was really bothering me, to the point that when smokers walked by me the odoriferousness of them made me sick to my stomach.

7) I love to exercise, a life long passion to strain to the limits of my own vanity.

8) The number one food that I hate...Lentils. Nasty dirt hippie food.

9) Married twice( and still married to #2) with 2 boys. One 9 and the youngest 2. The oldest from the first and the youngest from the current.

10) There is a God but that but is as far as I will go into religion.

11) I went to catholic school for 4 years. All that came out of it was a fetish for the catholic school girl uniforms. yum yum lol!

11) I am all for legalizing drugs. Bag it, sell it, tax it! What revenue we could get from taxing the shit out of a box of Marlbro Greens.

12) I love animals, mainly the way they taste when cooked on the Texas Smoker that is in my backyard!

13) Never been to a Go-Go bar. Even though in the part of NJ that I live in there is one every other block. I hate being bugged for money and hell, I will not surrender my hard earned money for nothing but a set of blue balls and a angry wife lol.

14) All for the death penalty. You kill someone their family should be allowed to kill you back.

15) I think Janeane Garofalo is hot!

16) I hate, loath, deride, spurn and abhor both Spiderman movies. I love the comic but Hollywood did a true disjustice to this story. The script was slapped together by fecal flinging monkeys and the acting, God the acting! If anyone says the acting in those movies was even ok needs to be shown what real pretending is like. Watch Scareface or hell Forest Gump even! I have seen better acting in cheap 70's porn movies.

17) Favorite color is black.

18) Favorite drink is Beer.

19) I once peed of the balcony of a cruise ship. It was on our honeymoon and the night sea air did a wonderful job of air drying me...lol!

20) I just recently did a 2 mile run and did not die.

21) I am a fan of eating out(restaurants you dirty minded fool)....TGIF, Charlie Brown's(of which I have a frequent flier card :D ), Olive Garden, AppleBee's and any local diner we come across.

22) My job consist of wear a polyester suit, a clip on tie and a name tag. It is not much of a career but it pays well.

24) I am one of the biggest under-achievers ever. But still one hell of a friend to have to shot the shit with. I love chatting about nothing for hours lol.

25) Never been to Hawaii and have no ambition to go there.

26) My wife is a legal immigrant from Uruguay. I think I misspelled it and she will probably slap me in the back of the head for it . She is becoming a citizen of the USA, just got to fork over all the money for it.

27) I am 6'2 and 220lbs and looking to lose a little weight. I was 150lbs in high school for funk sakes. Mind you I looked like I was in much need of a sandwich but still 70 lbs is still alot!

28) Hunter S. Thomson is one of my favorite writers and I wish I had the insight to write as he did.

29) I love camping but never get to do it as much as I would like.

30) I believe in reincarnation.

31) I have kept a journal since I was 19. My last one was stolen when my car got taken for a joy ride. It was the one thing I hoped would still be there when they called and told me they found the car. My work bag (black leather), radio(brand freakin new kenwood), CD's, and some other random crap was taken. I now have an alarm, the CLUB and I bring everything in with me whenever I leave the car alone.

32) I love the smell of the perfume Sunflowers.

33) Family Guy is my fav show for the moment.

34) I have gone skinny dipping several times.

35) I still paly video games, still not any good at it though.

36) I named my youngest son after Seth Green.

37) Once ran over a squirrle with my car, I felt bad because I did not kill it. So I backed up and helped it out, just kidding. I just drove away, if that had been a person I would have been in alot of trouble lol.

38) My first time drinking I got drunk on Zima, totally lame I know but I was my first.

39) I have had gay men hit on me , each and everyone was at a straight bar. Go figure.

40) I am not homophobic, I entertained the thought as a young adult but realized the pudanda was what I wanted. So to celebrate this I popped my fav video with a gal getting the dueling swordsmen treatment from 2 dudes. And was comfortable with their hacky sacks in plain view :-D lol.

41) I like to fish but I am no good at it. Half the time the bait is bigger than the actuall fish I catch.


And I think I will stop here for the moment. I know it is not complete but work is calling and my eyes are starting to get fuzzy from staring at this stupid thing for so long. I will continue this shorty........................

3 comments:

Cherry said...

I love playing video games too! I like Goldeneye from N64 and True Crime from Xbox.

I have smoked for 14 years. I sooo wish I could quit. Good for you on quitting.

I would be in heaven if they legalized Green Marlboros. :)

honkeie2 said...

HEHEHEHE I love Goldeneye but never played true crime, nor do i have an xbox lol.
U have to quit before you have to quit.
I would be a wonderous place if we could get some good greens lol.

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