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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hot days in NJ

What do people do after a long day at work on a hot summer day? We go to the f-ing pool, das what! Yep I got home from work and packed up the kids and went swimming. Lots of fine hot moms all around but I only took the camera out a few times, the batteries were going dead and hell I wanted to swim!
But, I did want to share a few of the things we see around here. Below you will find one of the people you will always find at the pool. I call him, 'The Bronze Man'. He is always there doing the same thing.....nothing. He smokes and tans, smokes and tans, I have never even seen him get up to go pee, he is a tanning god among men!

But he is boring to watch but I had to make note of him ha. Here we have a few pictures of Seth and he ever so slowly leaking floatie. You see he can swim but does not like going in without his floatie, so we are slowly taking the air out of it. Making him swim harder and in time he will just take them off.

I mean come on, if you could be lazy and float around like a turn in the punch bowl, wouldnt you?

We were there for about 2 hours then headed home. There where tons of women in bathing suites about 2 sizes too small but I did not get any pictures of them. I was more interested in jumping off the diving board and swimming. I can now swim from the deep end all the way to the shallow end without stopping. I think it is almost 100 yards or soo, now I have to work on going back without stopping.
As we were leaving I saw something glaring off to my right, and when I looked over I was blinded! Two big white orbs where in the grass, i was not sure what they where so I put on my wielding goggles and was then able to see what it was. As you can see here it was some hot sexy mom butt in much need of some sun. I love moms that show ha!

I was just notified the president of the company is coming in today, I should have shaved but oh well. Time to stop jerking off on my blog and pretend I was typing up a memo.....LIKE A BOSS
(you have to see that video I watch it like once a day!)


Danielle said...

you are nuts. lol. you and hot moms, what am i gonna do with you!!!!!!! man i need to go swimming, haven't gone swimming in years.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

You crack me up taking pictures of the "scenery". I hope I never end up on someone's blog like that. Well maybe if they thought I was hot, but more likely they'd just think I was a mess lol.

Martini said...

I've never seen that video - that easily jumps into my top ten list. It's like Letterman's, only it's consistently funny.

~Sheila~ said...

See, I would like to be at the pool all of the time too but the damn sun is too draining. I can't take it. I am enticed by the cool water but...

Ranger Tom said...

I went to Sanibel Island a few weeks ago and you should have seen all the MILFs there on the beach!

Of course I got there and realized I forgot my camera!