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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Its Monday.......the count down begins...

2 more weeks before we head down to Virgina Beach for a week of fun in the sun. We are renting a condo a block from the sand with 2 bedrooms and a deck. I have to stop eating now and start up the cardio to get ready for it. I am not all that flabby but nothing like a crash diet to get things a bit tighter lol. So I did a little send off party for the things i will not be eating or drinking for the next 2 weeks. I drank a six pack of Bud Light with lime....I did not like it at first but its growing on me. And I also drank about 4 bottles of Boons Farm.....Hawiian Blue is the best! I also ate just about anything in my path and now sitting at my desk I am paying the price. I really wish my new office had a window lol!

I am pressed for time so let me just post my pictures and be on my way:

1) It was hot and muggy this weekend, we went to the pool but sorry to say I did not take out the camera. The wife was in a foul mood so sometimes you have to know when not to press your luck lol. Here we have me being my normal retarded self with an air soft gun. Nothing beats a real gun but until they invent bullet proof fencing this will have to do.


2) Since when is it a good idea to take someones picture while they are aiming a gun at you?


3) This reminds me of that game i used to play, DOOM. I used to love all his corny saying, it was like playing in a 80's action flick lol.


4) I tend not to ask the wife unit to play with my toy, she likes to shot me with it. But doesnt like to get shot.....tough titty....hmmmm titties.....


6) After all the fun that could be had was had, we went in to eat ourselves into a food coma. Here we have Sharon showing us just how to counter the effects of eating too much. Also how to get ready for some intense ass whoopings.


7) No officcther, eyes not drunk eyes alwaths sound, look and smell like dis......


So as of now I am in 'Weekend De-tox' mode for the next 2 weeks. I now have to some how get my butt out of bed in the morning to exercise. Its the only time I have to do so, I must do it....maybe tomorrow......

4 comments:

Danielle said...

ok your holding that gun way too well lol. I just picture you forcing the wife unit to take crazy pics of you. poor wifey.

Ranger Tom said...

Only a matter of time before New Jersey bans those too!

Becky said...

Wow, just reading about four bottles of Boone's Farm makes me sick to my stomach!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

You're such a nut.