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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


Yesterday we went to the pool and did the usual swimming thing. Nothing of note really, the usual Brazillian women in bikinis that are also sold as eye patchs in some stores and their children dressed in the same fashion. Its one thing to see a grown man run by in a speedo but its a whole other thing to see a little boy run by in one. Each one just as funny but one you will never admit you saw, well unless you are like Micheal Jackson then you will give him Jesus juice and have sleep overs with him. We almost did not go because yesterday was the hottest day in NJ so far. It sucks really, the summer is almost over and we are now finally getting some summer weather! Global warming my ass, bring us some of it!

After that we headed over to Costcos and the food store. I get a real kick out of seeing the TUB of mayo and the ketsup bottle big enought to drown a small horse! And while at Costcos we did see a few oddities....
one: We saw what looked like a man with his 3 daughters, but no! It was a man with his 2 daughters and his really really pettie wife. She was not a midget just really small.
Two: I saw what I thought was a heavy set man with his woman shopping, but the wife pointed out that he was a she! And yes after I re-adjusted my eyes it turned out to be a woman....and oh did the fantasy island reel start! The wife wasnt to bad looking but it was veryyyy obvious who was the catcher and who was the pitcher in that game of love!

From there we went to our local food store, Stop and Shop. It is a bit on the ghetto side but it is a block from the house! And every other week they have awesome deals on chicken breast, like 6 of the skinless breast for about 6 bucks! How sweet is that! And most of the time the people you see walking and working there are just too funny not to go in and just look around. There was this one guy that used to work there, he is probably in jail or something, that used to work the cash register. He had gang tattoos on his neck, long braided hair, and he used to wear either white gold or silver jewelery....lots of it. Like Mr. T lots of jewelery. He had rings on every finger, a huge star of david necklace....which by the way did not mean he was jewish, it is also a gang syblom of the crips.....yeah we be in da hood! I have not seen him in a while. Maybe the local Bloods didnt like him all up in dar buizzness so they offed him out back.
But as we were leaving there was a detour from the underpass that takes us home. It seems that a flat bed truck carrying another truck hit the under pass going fast as hell. From the picture below it is hard to tell what happened. And believe me I was a foot away from this thing and i could not figure out where one began and the other one ended. They where mashed together, it looked like it had gone through a blender or something.

But besides that my Monday was pretty normal. It is now 0830 on a Tuesday and I have been at work for 2.5 hours and have yet to do anything, so have a good one and make sure you take a camera everywhere you go. You never know when you might bump into a 6 foot tranvestite with flamming red hair you will have to blog about when you get home!


Danielle said...

honkie your nuts!

Becky said...

If I bump into a tranny like that I will definitely take a picture. I've only bumped into a big black one working the drive thru window at a Wendy's.

Walmart is much better than Costco when it comes to finding interesting people!

Prunella Jones said...

The Asian/Mexican Market we have here is my fav place to people watch. I'm afraid to reach into my bag for the camera phone though, because the ferocious owner might think I'm shoplifting and kung fu me. Serious! I've seen her do it before.

That accident looks...ouch.

honkeie2 said...

D: yes I am

becky: yes walmart goes without saying is the freak show to end freak shows.

Pru: I would love to see that!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Guess that guy is getting fired!