Its Friday so I decided to do something fun, funny and a little dirty. I got an email the other day from a fellow blogger that was full of one of my favorite Internet jokes: De-Motivational Posters! His name is Frugal Bastard, and I just noticed his blog isnt on my side blog thingie....hmmm will have to fix that! He sends me stuff all the time and I love them all, but most are of the VERY XXX material so I can not share them here. But I am sure if you ask him he can cut you in all the dirty emails he sends me!
But anywho....I wish to share with all some of the joy that he has brought to me on this fine Friday. Even though the weather is sucking ass right, I will be at work until 2300hrs and I still can not find my drivers license its still Friday!
1) No matter how funny these guys look they will never stop. And by the way once a picture makes it to the internet it can never ever be taken off!
2)Not sure what kind of a bird that is but I bet it taste like chicken!
3) I love it when they play dumb! Or at least I hope she is playing.....
4) A life lesson that can apply to soo many things in this world....all choking aside.
5) Who gave this kid this shirt and where can I get one?
6) When all else fails use the flame-thrower!
7) This explains soooo many things about that movie Dumbo!
8) Some men just know they got it good!
9) And this one made me almost shit my pants!
And speaking of getting shitfaced me and an old friend from high school have just brain stormed something funny/stupid to do. There are about 6 bars in our old town of Cranford. I joked about doing a little summer get together of old friends where we go to each bar and do one shot of bourbon, one shot scotch and one beer. We kept joking about it I finally said WTF lets do it. I called the Navy man who is an awesome artist and asked him to draw something up, cartoony like to put on a teeshirt. I am thinking about calling it 'The Cranford Crawl' The Walk-A-Thon that will end in a crawl/puke fest.
I know it isnt all that original but hey there is nothing original about drinking lol. And hell we are just trying to make up excuses to go out and kill more brain cells, but in this way we can do it as a group!
Has anyone ever heard of something like this, I am sure it has been done before and probably even had prizes involved. But for me it will just be about a bunch of dudes getting completely shit-faced.....and not the kind from above!