Finally able to sit down.....

A lot has been going on in my world, a few very personal things that will have to wait before I will blog about them. It has to do with the ex and her current living conditons, nothing to horrible but since it is not my place to blab her personal life I will not go into it. Lets just say they (her and our son) are safe and in a happier place right now. I will probably do a blog about it once the dust settles and everything is worked out but just for the time being things are on the road to better things.

Saturday:
The women took the kids to play mini-golf while Pete and myself hit the driving range. Well the wife unit and Monica found taking an infant, and 2 year old, a 4 year old and a 6 year old too much to deal with so that did not last long. We were working on our second bucket of balls when they came over saying they wanted to kill us!

Here we have a picture of my balls....dont worry these were only the rented one!


Pete kept saying it has been years since he hit a ball and said his golf swing was bad. But after a bucket of balls he is A LOT better than me. Yes he looks like lumber jack, but he can crack that ball over 200 yards everytime. While I slice and miss almost everytime lol. I might be white but I dont have that white gene....well I do like mayo, cannt dance or jump and have this urge to buy plastic pink flammingos...but I cannt golf for shit!

Here we have Pete coming back with out second round....and yes his shirt says what you think it says!


I never really got mine out that far. I think I got it out to the 200 yard marker.....way over on the left side of the field. And just incase you are wondering we were at the Hyatt Hills in Clark NJ.....


Here you can see my bag where I hide my monkey!


From there we took the kids to Bowcraft.....if you are from my neck of the woods you know what Bowcraft is. But since no one to date that reads is from here look here for more infor~~~> BOWCRAFT

Can you tell he just fuking loves it here!?!


Here we have Lilian and Katarina, she is Monica and Pete's little girl. She is too cutie!


While waiting for the kids I saw this sign in the window of a Dippin-Dots vendor. I have no idea what this means or how it would apply to the item that was being sold.


Lucas and Seth on the motorcycle, when the ride started Lucas wasn't ready and banged his head on the handle bars. His was pissed for a few seconds but by the time he got off he had forgotten all about it.


I wanted to act like a retard and have some proof so i handed the wife the camera and told her to take my picture. It is about the only way I get my picture taken, I am always the one snapping pics.


After the rides we went in to play some games and win some prizes. Here we have Pete cashing in his points to get some cheap crap. And in all honesty the amount of money spent on the games could have probably bought a gross of those cheap chines finger traps. But where would be the fun in that!?!
And not to be mean but this girl was way way to skinny. I am no fan of the skinny minnie, she looked like she might break in half if you tapped that ass to hard!


Here we have some random MILF and her Poppie.... yes they where Spanish and yes she has big knockers in a very flowy summer dress!


Random Mommie Booty that was in need of a picture.....I think this couple was Polish, I wonder how she takes her kielbasa?


Later that night we went out to see the new Xmen movie, which kicked ass! That was a great movie, not just because it was a movie about my favorite Xmen but it was done very well. Good acting, special effects were not over the top and they even worked on the story and plot a bit. Which is a big deal for Hollywood these days.
Then we went out drinking. I started the night with a beer and some Wild Turkey, and then and the same again. But the bar we ended up in was dead and had last call at 0130 hrs! So we left that crap hole and went to a place near the house.
Parked at the house and walked over. We went through countless number of pitchers of sangria and then walked back home! Now I say walk because we did more our feet in a walking motion but it was not really walking. No one fell down, no one peeped on the church (even thought I wanted to) and no one got arrested. Which would have made it that much more funnier but seeing Monica flash me, the wife flash Monica and hear that Pete whipped out his peter was just as good. I did not see Pete with his pants off....thank god...but to know he did that made me pee on myself just a little. I dont care who you are, drunks are great people! Just not angry drunks they can go die in a pool of their own pee! And this little adventure had us in bed by 0400hrs on Sunday.....so you can probably guess how Sunday went........

Sunday:
Got up at 0700 hrs to make monsters food, then slept, drank water, grumbled about never drinking again, slept, grumbled about the dust making too much noise, drank water, showered, compared notes to what actually happened, grumbled some more and did pretty much nothing at all.
We did have a meeting with the ex about how things were going, I do have to call her today to see how she is doing. But it is now Tuesday and from her facebook she is hanging in there.

Now it is time to return to work even thought I would much rather say on here chat with anyone.....someone....just so that I have an excuse not to go back.....!