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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

No money = no batteries which.....

Equals not weekend pictures....so I guess I will just have to tell you about then...oh well. No show and tell today. I do have a few random life pictures from a week or so ago that I forgot to share but I will hold them off unitl the end of this weekend recap.

Friday:

It started out like any other Friday, I went to work, went home and hung outside with the neighbors as the kids played. But then I started drinking, and I dont even know why but I did. And I drank a lot, wine coolers (and yes I know there is no wine in them its just what I call them) and then came the absinte.....I am not even sure to why I start that but by the end of the night I was nodding off in mid-conversation. I was some funny shit. Nothing bad happened and after all was said and done I went home and went to bed.

Saturday:
Was the day of our neighbor's kids birthday. Its one of those more kegs than kids party so there was lots of booze and food. And the funny thing, I did not have one drink! I spent the whole day and night dry as a desert well! But Pete on the other hand, well he drank enough for the both of us. He even go the munchies later for White Castle! After all that food we had earlier he still wanted more! And not even good food either, the worst food someone could eat on an gut full of soon to be beer farts!

This was also the night I bumped into an old old friend from way back in the day. We did the usual 'Hey here is my number call me, dont be a stranger' but I know how it will go. I really would like it not to end there, he was a good friend once upon a time.

Sunday:
I DID NOTHING! Can I repeat that.....I DID NOTHING! I did most of the cleaning and cloths washing on Saturday so on Sunday I rested....big time. Which came to bite me in the ass later that night when it was time for bed. But it was so worth it. But what I did do was shave the kids heads and mine. Along with all of my upper body hair. Now, when I say I shaved I really mean the wife shaved us. Out on the porch in proper ghetto style! I did not want all that hair in the house damn it. I just clean the day before! I will have my hairlss summer pictures up as soon as I can get some money for batteries. You see I just took out all of my savings....tommorow I start my sleeve!!!!!!!! I am so stoked I am about to shit myself!

Monday:
I am at work but no one else is here so I am now going to post my pictures and go take a nap, I am tired from all that sleeping I did yesterday....

I actually bought this at Marshalls...and yes it really lives up to its name! A drop will make a bowl of soup 4 alarm...I shit you not!


And here we can see why......it's was grown in Mexico at a crazy house that fertilizes its soil with the pee of the inmates.


While we were outside one day...I forget what day I took this...the kids found something that had them all in awe......ants! Kids are too funny, its cutie to watch them discover the world around them.


This is what I am currently reading. So far it is one hell of a book, I love reading his stuff....to bad he had to go out the way he did....no wait it is sad that he had to go out 'when' he did. He went out the only way I could have seen him going....with a BANG!

p.s.
I am about 45 minutes from leaving work to get started on my sleeve....i will have pictures on its progess......

6 comments:

Danielle said...

i love that damn hot sauce, the hooter the better, i want to cry! lol

Ranger Tom said...

I love hot stuff... Going in, not on the exit is when it tears me up! LOL As for the batteries, do what I did. Get some rechargable ones, I've got two sets, one I keep in my camera at all times and one set in the charger, that way I always have freshies in the camera.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

I was going to say why would you even want to eat something that is that hot but apparently it's a guy thing.

Becky said...

I can't do the hot sauces. It just doesn't appeal to me... I guess I am weird, lol. I like mild buffalo sauce on buffalo wings. I know it doesn't count and I'm a wuss.

Hunter Thompson was a great author! He was truly unique!

Martini said...

I went to some Mexican place a few months ago and their hot sauce was made of habenero peppers. It was exactly how you described! I prefer the flavour of Cayenne peppers tho.

Next time you need batteries, can't you just 'borrow' your neighbour's remote for a minute?

~Sheila~ said...

Is it me? Or did anyone else notice that Danielle said "hooter"?
Only on this blog, huh Honkeie2?

I don't mess with the peppers. I know what goes in...must come out so I try to avoid that altogether.
Besides, I have enough problems being lactose intolerant.

I'm curious about that book...hmmm.