I have to watch something when I exercise at home. The other night while on the sex ball....thanks Savanna now that is all I am going to call it....I was watching Full Metal Jacket. I worked out up to the point Private Pile blows a hole in Lee Earmy's chest.
'Whats the matter with you numb nuts didnt mommy and daddy give you enough attention as a child!'
That movie is full of awesome one liners!
'I bet if there was some pussy up there you could get up there!'
'You climb like old people fuck!'
'This is my rifle this is my gun (insert crotch grab), this one is for shooting this one is for fun (insert another crotch grab)'
'Before I gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you'
I could go on but those who have seen this movie know all to well that the only part of the movie really worth watching is the first half. I almost makes me want to join the Marines....almost.
But last night I got on the other tourture device I am going to call Mr. Pain, I put on the best motivator for guys...300!
I even went 15 minutes and, according to the screen, burned 230 calories. I am not sure how accurate that is but when I got off my legs were all rubbery. Now, the funny part about last night exercise is the cramp I got in my abs! I have had cramps all over my body before in just about every place a muscle exisist, but my abs has to be a first. After I hoped off of Mr. Pain I layed down and did 20 crunches, and then after a short rest I tried to do some more. But something went wrong, the upper part of my abs suddenly spazed and locked up! I could not breath or make a sound any louder than a low grunt. The pain sent stars and tears to my eyes. It must have been a site to see if anyone was watching, because I was scooting on my back across the floor. I could even breath for about 30 seconds, and if you dont think that is long try it now. And no taking a deep breath before starting the could either!
I hope to continue this during this week......side note: I started this post on Friday and it is now Monday. I will have another post coming up about my weekend at the roller skating rink and the awsomeness that is MSI @ the Starland Ballroom.
Radom thought for the day-
Is this Irony:
Jesus was a jewish carpanter who died being nailed to a wooden cross?
About Me
- honkeie
- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
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Sex ball....glad to be able to spread my knowledge of all things that are sex across the Pacific. *You're Welcome!*
Full Metal Jacket is AWESOME! But you're right...only the first half!
My fav one liner is:
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Maybe this is why your blog is blocked because od adult content...IDK?
So I'm reading about 300, and I'm totally thinking the movie because THAT in itself is motivation for my husband. He's like OMG THOSE ABS looks over at me and sees me drooling uncontrolably...then lays on the floor and does crunches...so, I wasn't surprised, but now that I'm FINISHED reading, I see that the movie is NOT what you're talking about....so....WHAT are you talking about!?!?
And don't cry...we're here for you! :)
300 is an amazing film, I know as a girl I'm only supposed to be interested in the half naked men, but the ass kicking is supreme!
I really liked the movie 300 (yes for the abs too).
I would "normally" try to watch one of my primetime sitcoms (depending on what day it is) and work out non-stop until a commercial and that is when I break. Then I continue again after the commercial etc. until the end of the show.
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