I was farting around work with absolutely nothing to blog about. No problems at work, the family is fine, working out is still eluding me, no bike riding due to ran......but then I drove home and got REAR-ENDED!
I wasnt anthing big, just some more character added to my plastic bumper. Cannt say what she was doing but I was at a dead stop for a good 10 seconds before BAMM!
I got out the car thinking, 'Breath its just a car no need to get mad'
And the funny thing I wasnt, I did not get pissy or saying shit about women drivers....because we all know that women....have boobs and they get in the way of the steering wheel all the time!
See I am right ha! But other than that this has been the most uneventful day to date. I was even thinking about starting some crap with people at work, but that isnt even fun any more. I have the power of the dark side with me. I did get in a little pissing contest with a manager from another department but I knew more about our faucility than she did. So I won...ha! I love telling people that think they are something more than they are NO!
I wasnt going to drink it but I killed a bottle of Frutezia Wild Wines Sunshine Blend. Taste of peachs......
Now I am off to sleep. lets see what tommorow brings.
5 comments:
Ha ha, great pics!
MAN! I was trying like hell to comment on this post yesterday but my stupid phones would let me!
Yes, I have 2 phones (with internet) but because 1 is my work phone that I do my therapy documentation on.
Since you mentioned the women driving with boobs I had already posted my post about the truck balls and I wanted to direct you to it. LOL.
Bummer about being rear ended. I am...um...guilty of rear ending a few people. I'm not the best driver..I'll admit. And I'm easily distracted. Though normally my boobs don't get in the way. Story...I had a severe cold. And by severe I mean that I would get these sneezing fits that just wouldn't stop. So, I'm driving to work in the AM and get this sneezing fit. Someone had given me a box of Crest White Strips (amazing I might add) and when I was sneezing, the top one flew off and hit the windshield, right in my line of vision...so, as I was reaching across the steering wheel to remove it...I rear ended the car infront of me. No one was hurt, the guy was cute, and well...yeah, no damage. So, on behalf of people like me everywhere and the person who rear ended you...I'm sorry! :)
Whats this? I start reading your blog then you disappear? ;)
Time well spent... Or is it?
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