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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday......there will be tits later!

I am at work and it is to crazy to even try and search for a prefect boobie picture for todays instalment of TiTs FrIdAy. I failed on HNT just because I am a lazy shit and got to playing Call of Duty4 and did not stop until my eyes were on fire! I love this game, it is my newest addiction; well that and huffing. Me loves the little plastic baggie and some nitrates....hmmmm chicken.

Speaking of huffing I was my local sex shop. And while checking out I was joking with the creepy perv behind the counter when I mention nitrous-oxide and said, "Oh I got that its 40 bucks." I almost flipped out! Whattttttttttt? I thought he was joking until he pulled out the canisters and a whip cream.....thingie. I am not sure what to call it but it is basiclly a device used to add NO2 to your whip cream canisters. I was a bit baffled by this and asked about the legality of it. And he said, with a wink, " It is a whip-cream can maker and what you do with it when you get home is your business."
I love living in America, and it is times like this I really love living here. I did not buy it but the meer fact it is there and I can made me smile, there is still hope in this world there really is. Now I will not say what I was doing there but I did buy something, lets just leave it at that ;-)

I also wanted to post a few pictures for this birthday party that we went to a little while ago. No biggie just a buch of sugar up little drunken midgets running about with Cheeto's and cup cake icing all over their happy little faces.

Here we have the Michellen man. I am not going to go into a rant about parents that stuff their kids because I know my parenting skills are the best, but.............



Let them eat cake, icing and everything else. Notice the pinkie in the air, even when eating crap he shows a little class.


Like I said I will not talk bad about other people's children because look at mine. And no I do not have a girl or a little boy with dark skin so that about narrows down which one mine is.


The little girl in the white dress is the birtday girl. I cannt remember how old is but then again I can never remember the months my own children were born in. Luckily for me they were all born on the 7th. I have 3 sons, so they are my luck 7's!

Hey, wait a minute I just noticed she is giving me the finger! WTF! It must be in here genes her mom is a real wise ass ha. I hope she never reads this I could be in the beating of my life.
Have a wonderful weekend and with a little bit of luck I might pull myself away from my PS3 and post some pictures of some dirty pillows.

3 comments:

Becky said...

We used to call the can the "cracker." Probably cheaper to just buy a shit load of whip cream cans! Lucky to have some brains left after those days of laughing hysterically and vandalizing a church with nothing but left over whip cream...

Nikky said...

um, hey, are YOU the reason I can't drag my 14 year old off the ps3? He's gone nuts with call of duty, too... and games like that have never been his "thing" before this...

I watched him a bit this afternoon, very realistic, but I had to keep looking away, it makes me dizzy/disoriented to watch him walk around...

Girl on the Run... said...

Wow! Why are you doing that? Hmm... I must have missed out on something....

Kids look awesome love the lucky sevens how great!

All the best... m