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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Holy shit.....

Holy hell fuck me running, what a blogging shit I have been. But life sometimes gets in the way of my addicitons. Just to sum things up fast:
The party was great, I ate and drank way too much. I did not vomit nor did i molest anyone....that I remeber or was accused of. There was a nun, a killer bee (the hostesst) an accountant (the host), underdog, a pirate (me), a boat rat aka winch aka -the wife, a slutty Marie Antonette (host's daughter heheh), s slutty BooPee, Cinerella and random assorment of others. The only draw back was that is was way out in the fucking boonies of NJ. Allamoochie I think the name was, in fucking cow and corn country nj, no Tony Sapranoes out there! Here are some fast fire pics I took. I have more but time is not on my side here, no speell check or proof weeding!

1) Beer pong with slutty BooPee and Maria Antoinett(sp). I was shocked they werent naked by the time we left.

2) the nun, I bet I could break her out of that habit muahahahahahha*evil laugh*

2) Clean up that beer now thats haut!

4) Darth, you saber looks a little limp.....

5) Yoda was not fazed by the evil witchs.

6) The killer bee and the food!

7) Even yoda needs to be pacified from time to time.

8) Arrrgghh Wheres me bootie, i need to shiver me timber in yar vessel of hot loven treasure!

9) Here she be......!

10) Food and severed body parts!

As I said life sucks some times......this new class International Business is killing me, by the way I got an A- in algrebra and the biggest news is at my job 2 ppl got fired and 1 retired all in a 2 week period. If i cannt get the man power I am stuck covering the post. Work is a little sucky at the moment, no time to even beat off in the corporut bathroom even....dman!


Samantha said...

Man, I gotta get me one of them Yoda outfits! Awesome!

cher said...

looks like you had fun.
i've been having the same kind of few weeks as you have. completely draining. except i don't get paid for mine and there is a lot of poo involved...and whining....can't forget the relentless whining.

morbid misanthrope said...

Congrats, dude. You're the least gay-looking pirate I've seen all week.

This one pirate I saw looked so gay I had to push him over. He kept saying, "I'm not a pirate, I'm a maƮtre d'!" He couldn't fool me, though. I know a gay pirate when I see one handing people menus.

phishez_rule said...

I thought it was compulsory for all girls haloween costumes to be slutty?

Did no one give that memo to the nun?

Anonymous said...

You know you are working for a tough boss when there is no time for masturbation in the staff toilets. Damn!

Am loving your party shots. Your wife looks just how I would have imagined a buxom wench in those days ( and that is not trying to be mean or clever - she really looks good!)
I too can do a sassy looking wench!

I didn't go to any parties. I had a kid's halloween party at my house - which was an insane thing to do.

Dawn said...

lol-those pictures are great!