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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Ahhhh Tits Friday beotchs!

I am currently at work on the midnight shift (which I just found out might cause cancer) doing a weeks worth of school work. One of the joys of online skooling is that you can do a whole semester in one shot if you are so inclined. Smoke some meth and go into over hyper-drive and do 9 weeks worth of work in 2 days. And it is possible, but I am not that driven. I already did all of this weeks work in 2 days on a night shift. I started it on Tuesday and by Wednesday I had a weeks worth of posting and typing done for 2 classes. The reason for this push is that I am going to Dallas, TX this Sunday for the next week for some training. It is work related so it isnt a vacation but I will have some time to myself. Which most likely will be taken up with working out and school. I am so pissed at myself, i have not worked out in almost 3 weeks and I feel like shit. I have been keeping my food intake some what low so I dont turn in a man with MooBies......what are moobies you ask, well here let me show you:

Now I know not everyone can be sexy and moobie free but for me getting moobies is out of the question!

If anyone in any yahoo group that is for 'lesbians only and by invite only' think that the host is that hot lipstick lesbian....I news for you, this is the 'woman' you seek. Notice his moobies:

More water less food, if only he knew about that secret years ago:





Extreme cases are rare, well I thought they were until I went to the beach this summer:



And as embarassing as they are there are some ppl that reval in the fact they have moobies. God bless you little over worked heart. Now go home to you chat room where you are known the world over as HotterDanHell69.


I know I used to do a TITS FRIDAY post with nothing but hott tig ol' bitties and I might again but this is what is running through my mind at the moment. Not to mention the fucked up dreams I have been having lately. Insomnia induced dreams have to be the worst. You go to sleep and wake up more tired. The one I just had was about me trying my best to get somewhere, I dont know where I was going I just knew I had to get there. I woke up feeling like I had been running for the past 5 hours, instead of trying to get some sleep to help me with this midnight shift. Man, I woke up feeling really weird and yes at several points in the dream I found myself naked looking for cloths. And as with all other naked dreams I have no one else noticed I was nude. Werid werid!
Now, sleep or not I have to get my shit in a row tommorow. The limo picks me up at 1000hrs on Sunday, and yes I said L I M O. Because I am that hot! Dont you wish you boyfriend was hot like me!

18 comments:

Steph said...

Woah! That last dudes tits are very curvy!

Betty said...

HAHAHAH, "more water, less food"

this cracked me up. eugh, man boobs are just not a happening thang.

BottleBlonde said...

Is it disturbing that I have an overwhelming urge to fondle moobies?

cher said...

honkeie-have fun on your work trip. you should puke in the limo. i've always wanted to do that.
party like a rock star

QZ~ said...

my boyfriend is pretty much as hot as you cause i lit him on fire but that is a story for another manboobie

Martini said...

Dude, I feel ill. I am not going to sleep well tonight. And I don't want to stay up all night! I don't want to get cancer!

Carie said...

when Ken and I first got togather we met up with my cousin and grandparents at the beach, Ken my little cousin and my papa were walking with Ash and me and out of no where they started comparing their moobies lol...my daughter could not stop laughing at them, even wrote a report about them for school...

I will have to show this post to Ken lol

Becky said...

Working kills. Doesn't matter what shift.

Mr. Shife said...

Hooray for moobies. Actually that should be disgust for moobies. I like to call them mits sometimes. Well enjoy your time in the Lone Star State.

Desirea Madison said...

I like man boobs when they are firm and well defined.

UBERMOUTH said...

That's painful to look at! I should sue.

prettykitty said...

dude, i'm glad you are able to sleep nights. now that i have gotten a huge dose of moobies, i am going to imagine those dangling above me as the moob man pounds away at me in my nightmares.

captain corky said...

My eyes are on fire dude!

Samantha said...

I wish I had your commitment when it came to school work :)

phishez_rule said...

Boobs are boobs. So long as they ain't hairy I ain't complaining.

I used to do a semesters worth of work in the last week, and still get fucking amazing grades.

Its so doable!

cher said...

i hope you didn't smother yourself in your own vomit.

Samantha said...

Tag, you're it! The rules: Each player lists 8 random facts/habits about themselves.

Sudiegirl said...

Oh...I thought they were called "bitch tits" like in "Fight Club". My mistake...

:-D

Merry Christmas!