I had to make food the other night so I went for something easy and simple. Two things I like about soup and women..............easy and simple.....hahhaha yeah and if you believe everything I say I have a bridge I would like to sell you.

But any way.....

I went for the frig to retrieve the bird to only find it was frozen sold. It had been in the frig since the night before to defrost but I guess it was not long enough. So I set after the bird with this fun knife we have for such a task.

I always feel like the crazed cook in a horror movie when I pick this bad boy up. But when I set apon the bird with a freshly sharpened balde ( I am anal about the sharpness of my knives, I am just a sicko like that) I found that hacking a frozen bird in half was going to require a little more than one knife. So I busted out his little brother but something bad happened.

Captian Morgan popped out and I went all pirate on the bird.

Arrrggghhhhh!

Grrrrrrrrrrrr, I am that manly!

HaHa, but seriously:

I broke the knife while trying to spilt big bird breast open. I finally got it but the knife was no more:

Even with one knife down I was victorious in the battle! The bird was splint in twain!.....What the hell does that mean, I have no idea. I heard it in a Robin Hood movie haha.

I went on a chopping frienzy and went medievil on the vegitables. I just pretened that I was battling with those veddie tale people characters and I was the evil bad guy....Mr. Peeler. Muahahahhhahaahah!

In the end they all sucumed to my blade and went in the pot!

But while I had my back turn that bitch ass tomato twat can up and gave me a ninja back slap. You can see its freakin hand print in my back. I now vow to kill all veggie people and turn them into pooh!

And hell do you see something wrong with these things. They say the Tele-tubies have sexual issues.....what does this tell you about uber religous vegetables????

Well it is "TITS FIRDAY" so I will send out on pic of one of the greatest toys on the market.

What she lacks in looks she makes up in tittage! With a rack like that you mind as well not even have a head. No real man would notice it anyway.
But in her defense she isnt that bad I was just being mean....

But have a good weekend.......I did not proof read any of this. I am off to online skoolage, too much fun whooohooo.