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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Another one bites the dust...

Well I have just finished posting my final paper for my first two class at the online skool with Axia College with Phoenix. I am pretty sure that even if i bomb with the paper I will get a half way decent grade. If everything goes to plan I will have my 2 year degree in a years time.


But besides that all is normal. I am counting down the days to our Memorial Day vacation. We are going to Wildwood NJ beach. It is a local hole but it is away from home and work. Home life has gotten a bit ruff and we all need some time away from the maddness.




The other day I was at a red light and took this pic. I am not sure what I thought was so funny but K-9 unit in the ghetto just made me laugh a little.








For those of you who dont know what this is, it is basiclly tea but with a south American twist. It is called yerba mate. It is a very strong herbal drink that is said to have all kinds of healthy goodness in it. If you like go here~~~~> YERBA MATE and you can find out all about it. The first time I saw this I was visiting my wives relatives down in Uruguay. It seems to be some country wide craze for them. If you ever meet someone that says they are from Uruguay and they have no idea what mate is.....they are lieing bastards. This stuff is like baseball to us here in the States.




And yes I know it looks like a bong and a huge bag of weed. Trust me 'tear' there is no weed in my office :-D.
Now I know its TiTs FrIdAy and I will not let this day fall to the waist line like a set of old saggy sandbag boobs. But this week I thought I would throw myself into the mix a little. I will save the best for last. But here is what I found when I went looking up 'Hooters':
1) Is this an oxymoron or just redundant?



2) Amazon women scar me......but they are still hot!



3) If you look really hard you can see a very nice car in this next picture.


4) Why has my mind gone straight to the gutter here?



5) If it was not for low self esteem, lack of daddy's attention and never ending need of women willing to degrade themselves for cash Hooters would be out of luck.



6) I am sorry but I think I would get a kick out of this at Hooters.......but dont exspect a big tip.


Last but not least this is my contrabution to TiTs FrIdAy.......this was taken last night. I am just that vain at time....well most of the time. And now that I have lost the weight I am almost too much haha.
Happy Firday people!

5 comments:

Terrible lie said...

I haven't heard of tits Friday.. Must be an American thing..
I had a friend she was an older lady and she used to smoke apple and other flavored tea out of a bong.. They would sit on their front porch and smoke it haha I'm sure the cops stopped and asked more then once..

morbid misanthrope said...

Dude, the girl in the first picture (girl in the Hooters San Diego shirt) is very likely my Aunt. She's the only San Diego Hooters girl that works seven days a week and on holidays. That in itself isn't so strange, but the fact that she works for free is.

You see, her face is, some might say, horribly disfigured from a botched partial-birth abortion. The doctor performing the abortion slipped with the gardening spade and took a chunk out of my Aunt's face. It looks like someone mistook her head for a birthday cake that needed slicing.

Anyway, due to her unfortunate accident, she was no longer able to volunteer at the IHOP in her old age. In fact, no business in town would let her volunteer there, you know, because old people have to volunteer or death finds them easier. She applied to Hooters, as a joke at first, but they hired her because, as the manager said, "No one looks at any of the girls' heads anyway." It's worked out quite well. Good for her.

Miss 1999 said...

You crack me up with tits friday! *L*

Anyway, I don't blame ya'll for looking forward to getting out of town for awhile. We're headed for the beach in June, and I can't WAIT!!!

honkeie2 said...

terrible: Tits Friday is a little something I do. I do not think it has caught on yet but I still love looking up 'boobies' in every search engine I can find on fridays. lol

morbid: I never judge a woman solely by her face. you can always turn the lights off ;)

miss: I plan on being away alot this summer :D

guttergirl said...

Just after I read this post, I was at the local coffee shop. Guess what they were selling. Yup! Yerba Mate. Now I have some too! It is great shit.