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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

It is my duty to spank that bootie....

Being a husband, a father and an overall man we must do things that we really do not want to do. Men have been known to do some of the strangest things to get the attention or love of the one we wish to be with. I try to do my best at keeping the love of my life as happy as possible. She wanted me to stop smoking, I did; She wants me to climb on the roof to put up lights despite my horrible vertigo, I did; She asks me to go get her ice cream even though its fucking freezing outside, I did; She hates washing the dishes and doing laundry (and so do I), but I do it.

We HAD to get our house in order because the lovely people at DYFS were coming over to do their last home visit before they closed the case on the 'Nose that brought in the government'. So we took down the tree, put away all of the indoor xmass decorations and went no holds barded on the cleaning. The kitchen is my place when it comes to cleaning for the most part. I put on my head phones and go to work. Well the other night I added something to my cleaning....Wild Turkey! When I lived alone I would get hammered everytime I cleaned. I once even video taped myself doing this, but in a fit of rage I distroyed it. You see there was something else on that tape....I wont mention what but it was something I did not want out ;-)
Now for the most part I clean the same way i do my work....I let it pill up and then go crazy and get it all done in one shot.
To date the house is still clean, one laundry basket of clean cloths that has to be put away but at least its clean haha. Oh yeah here is what happens when the Turkey and the camera comes into play in the kitchen:

And while I have work on my mind I have found out that my boss has been spreading bullshit about what he does, and what I do. The most recent thing he did was he siad that I did something that I did not, I cannt go into detail about it but I called him out in a sly manner. I luckily keep all emails and as of now I have a special folder for these type of things.

He told numerous of his underlings that I went over his head on something and told them that he informed the person in question that he is not to go to me for information in the future. Which isnt a big deal because that is how it works anyway, but what got me is that it never happened that way.

So I sent him an email response to the email he sent to me ealier about the actual event and I cc'ed everyone that was told the other story. So to clarify this, the email stated what I did and that it informed everyone that my actions of that day in no way reflected what he said I did.

This is the second time he has done this, so for me the kid gloves are off. No more blogging from work, flickring or post secreting. He seems to have it in for me on some level so I am taking as many bullets out of his ammo arsonal as I can.

I also just got a new work pc so the 8 year old one is now under my desk along with all the old information on it. I have plans for that hard drive, does anyone remeber that I did to my old pc's hard drive?

Today was a world record for getting work done at work! I even started locking my desk, I have not locked my desk in almost 5 years! I do not trust him on any level so I am gathering my troops and bunkering down for the long seige. I am so excited work has finally gotten entertaining!
But enough of that bullshit, I told my son to act normal and this is what I got:


~Sheila~ said...

Your kid is acting normal.

That's a lot of crap going on with you. I hope you are able to keep up with not getting fingered wrongly.

I see you are a very good kitchen cleaner. Come by tomorrow (after work of course) cause I will have a question for you.

♥SaV♥ said...

Bosses are stupid.....ugh! Let's have a boycot bosses day! Where we don't do ANYTHING they say and see how long it takes to get fired...hmmm, maybe that's not such a great idea...

Becky said...

Tunes make cleaning go by so much quicker! Even fun sometimes.

Prunella Jones said...

Ugh, I need to clean my kitchen right now. I know what you mean about the tunes. Singing along at the top of my lungs to "What What In the Butt" while mopping is about the only way to make it bearable.

Cute kid. Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Nikky said...

see, when things get wonky at work, and stress threatens to attack, you can always count on a kid to make you smile!

cute little bugger!