Well it is Friday and the end of the first full week of 2009. How are the resolutions going? I never made any really so mine are going at 100%! Why bother saying you are going to do something when you know damn well you arent going to do it anyway?!? I have been eating better and working out a bit. I am going to step up the exercising, it has been lacking a bit.
Last night we did a mad dash to clean the house top to bottom because the lovely people at DYFS are coming over to met with us one last time before they close the case that the lovely school board of Elizabeth helped open for us. I did a post on this back in,,,,I think October,,,,about how the school called the office of pretend care on us. I am not going to reopen that angry wound but lets just say that teacher did not get a nice xmass gift and on the day he leaves the class we will give her a huge 'Thanks for making our lives hell over a brusie the size of a dime'! I am not a bitter person, she is just mad that she is an obese water buffalo and is mad at the world because she cannt stop eating everything in sight. No I am not bitter at all.....fuckshitgoddamnwhorecuntIhopefallonyourass!
Ahhhh much better, but at least it helped us get off our ass about getting the house in order. No matter how bad something is there is always a silver lining.....whoever made that line up needs to get genital warts and die! I hate that saying!
Well, one of the best gifts my wife has given me has been put to good use over and over again. It is my Magellan GPS for my car. It has helped me on numerous trips and it can help you avoid traffic, unless you are at ground zero when the traffic starts!
This is me in my car with my Magellan on Rt. 22 East in Hillside NJ, trying to get home. The traffic just came to a hault about 200 yards from my exit, and in this area there are only car dealerships and warehouses to pull into. No side streets, if this cluster fuck had started about 100 feet back I could have made a turn and went through Hillside. But my GPS isnt that fast and I did not notice the red lights of traffic death until it was too late. So I just waited it out and dealt with the fact a 20 minute ride turned into a 45 minute ride....oh well. At least I wasnt tied naked to a bed at a gay pride walk.
And I was given an award! I was wondering; If I could start my own chapter and become the head of the board, what do you say Savanna?
I was given the male version of J.U.G.S. (Just Us Girls) but in all honesty that name really only works on a womans group. But then again it is the one thing that can get most straight men to do the most retarded of things, like:
Clean the bathroom, stand outside of a dressing room holding a purse, and wearing cloths that we hate just because the owner of the Jugs said it looked good on us.
If you have big jugs and you ask a guy what was the first thing he noticed about you, and he says anthing other than JUGS, run away. He is a liar!
So, thanks Sananna now show your JUGS!
( And I swear if you post a picture of you holding milk jugs I will fly to Japan and bitch slap you :D )
This one is for you Savanna!
And this one is for me.....because irish chix are hot....well some of them are anyway ;-)
Happy Firday people.....I have kept up my blogging a bit, now to really bring out the blogging freak in 2009!