Last night we did a mad dash to clean the house top to bottom because the lovely people at DYFS are coming over to met with us one last time before they close the case that the lovely school board of Elizabeth helped open for us. I did a post on this back in,,,,I think October,,,,about how the school called the office of pretend care on us. I am not going to reopen that angry wound but lets just say that teacher did not get a nice xmass gift and on the day he leaves the class we will give her a huge 'Thanks for making our lives hell over a brusie the size of a dime'! I am not a bitter person, she is just mad that she is an obese water buffalo and is mad at the world because she cannt stop eating everything in sight. No I am not bitter at all.....fuckshitgoddamnwhorecuntIhopefallonyourass!
Ahhhh much better, but at least it helped us get off our ass about getting the house in order. No matter how bad something is there is always a silver lining.....whoever made that line up needs to get genital warts and die! I hate that saying!
Well, one of the best gifts my wife has given me has been put to good use over and over again. It is my Magellan GPS for my car. It has helped me on numerous trips and it can help you avoid traffic, unless you are at ground zero when the traffic starts!
This is me in my car with my Magellan on Rt. 22 East in Hillside NJ, trying to get home. The traffic just came to a hault about 200 yards from my exit, and in this area there are only car dealerships and warehouses to pull into. No side streets, if this cluster fuck had started about 100 feet back I could have made a turn and went through Hillside. But my GPS isnt that fast and I did not notice the red lights of traffic death until it was too late. So I just waited it out and dealt with the fact a 20 minute ride turned into a 45 minute ride....oh well. At least I wasnt tied naked to a bed at a gay pride walk.
And I was given an award! I was wondering; If I could start my own chapter and become the head of the board, what do you say Savanna?
I was given the male version of J.U.G.S. (Just Us Girls) but in all honesty that name really only works on a womans group. But then again it is the one thing that can get most straight men to do the most retarded of things, like:
Clean the bathroom, stand outside of a dressing room holding a purse, and wearing cloths that we hate just because the owner of the Jugs said it looked good on us.
If you have big jugs and you ask a guy what was the first thing he noticed about you, and he says anthing other than JUGS, run away. He is a liar!
So, thanks Sananna now show your JUGS!
( And I swear if you post a picture of you holding milk jugs I will fly to Japan and bitch slap you :D )
This one is for you Savanna!
And this one is for me.....because irish chix are hot....well some of them are anyway ;-)
Happy Firday people.....I have kept up my blogging a bit, now to really bring out the blogging freak in 2009!
4 comments:
Those are quite the jugs. I love being Irish!
YEA for GPSes! I miss mine, like alot! Japan doesn't have street names, so a GPS here would be stupid, because you can't put in 123 Suckmyballs Lane because...well the streets aren't named. So...I can see where streets MIGHT be, but I'm in the boondocks...so, they don't have alot of streets, except onbase. The rest is just...alleys.
Oh, and YEA for wearing your JUGS badge proudly. I was thinking about taking a pic with me and milk jugs, but yeah...Japan doesn't have milk jugs...we have cartons...BUT, they don't expire for about 4 months each...SO...no more spoiled milk...that is maybe the ONE good thing about Japan! That and....no, that's it!
"At least I wasnt tied naked to a bed at a gay pride walk."
...uhhh, did you forget to put the link on there buddy?
I'm with you on not being able to keep up with the resolutions.
Hell, just try your best and if/when all else nibble on some twinkies.
.....at least, that's what I always say, now.
I didn't make a resolution either. But if I did, it wouldn't be something sucky like "loose the flab" or "read more books". No, it would be something awesome, like replace common words with "smurf" more around my boss.
"Can I get to that later? I've got to smurf the photocopier right now"
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