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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Real fast:

This will be a quickie because I have new duties today. I will get to them in a moment.....but firts Happy Birthday Cheese! He is now one year old. The begining of the long road of humanity. Enjoy these years while you can.

This is the battle field that I faced when I went to pick him up at the babysitters. I have several pieces of cake, both of them. Numerous cup cakes, cheetos and chips. And some diet orange soda. My fav soda is grape and orange. Ever wonder why they dont taste like grapes or oranges? This was the one of the only time I actually thought about throwing this shit up. But I ate it so now I have to deal with it. And besides I hate the idea of vomit.......ewwwwww!

He was trying to escape with his booty!

He would have made if it were not for that baby force field he had there!

Here is mommie and cheese and one of his crib mates. He was on time out, they gave him too much sugar and he was about to tear off the walls lol.

Run Cheese Run!

The other thing I have to mention is my little man had his first offical day of school today. So I now have the duty of picking him up. He used to go to the same babysitter so i used to pick them up at the same place at the same time. But now I have to go to 2 different places, so my time again has been cut down.
How the hell do ppl do this shit with more than 2 ? Like that retard out west somewhere that had her belly button replaced with a zipper. Is she up to her 19 kid now? WTF is wrong with these ppl, at first they gave some half ass excuse of religon but now I think she is just showing off. She is going to freakin died soon from a sore pussy!

Have a happy Tuesday, I am now off the run like the wind. But honestly I move at the speed of fart most of the time lol.


captain corky said...

Can you stop off and get me a cup of coffee on your way to picking up your sons dude? I know you have a ton of time to burn or I wouldn't ask.

morbid misanthrope said...

So your kid's one now, eh? I assume you'll be teaching him how to drink beer pretty soon. Treasure these special times, man, treasure them.

karma lennon said...

Fun stuff there. Orange fizz is my absolute fave. Hate grape though-bleh!

Nikky said...

Happy Birthday to the Cheese!
wait, what date is his birthday? It's possible that Cheese and I share a birthday...

I knew I liked that little bugger!

cher said...

you're kids are adorable! and your wife looks like someone i really would play naked hide and seek with

it's crazy how fast kids grow hey? school already.

Samantha said...

Awww, Happy Birthday to Cheese!

Betty Boob Hug said...

they were really cute happy snaps...and how pretty is your wife?!! glad life is going good for ya.

phishez_rule said...

He's so cute! Why are small people so cute? And damn you! I'm already having trouble controlling my ovaries.

honkeie2 said...

captin: would you like an extra shot of brandy in tht

morbid: and the proper was to cat call chicks

lennon: grape rules!

nikky: he is sept.7

cher: reallyyyy!?!

samantha: he likes cake

boobs: my wife would hug u

rule: keep them away from me. I tend to make ppl pregnant just by sleeping next to them!

cher said...

uh, ya. really.