I am back and thank you all for your concerns and well wishes. But I am not dead and will be posting pictures up very shortly. I am blogging from work so I have to keep this somewhat short. I have a ton of crap to do with no end in sight. But its all good, this is where I come to recover from my vacation haha.
Well lets see what I did on my vacation.....
1) I went to the dentist for a cleaning. And what a cleaning it was, my teeth still feel werid after a week later. He pulled shit out of my mouth I have never seen before, I did not know plauge turn into this rock like substance?!? I brush my teeth and floss, not as much as I should but I do. He told me I have strong gums and that I have to cum back on the 25th for some more oral. I have cavities that need to be addressed. No biggie, better get them done now before they become something worse.
2) I drank and ate way too much! I even got the wife drunk one night, it was funny as shit. Even though she clocked me in the head and made me bleed, it was worth it.
3) Took the family to Vagina to visit the Bro-in-law and see an air show. The day before we got there some dude crashed and died. Not to worry it was a civilian, no one in the armed forces was injured.
4) Went to the beach several times. I love the beach, I dream of living on the beach someday.
5) ATE! Did I mention I ate alot?
But I am now made up my mind to get in the best shape I have ever been in. I am not beyond help but I feel if I keep up this way of life I have gotten myself into I will turn into 'that fat hairy white guy' at the beach. I saw tons of them this past week and I refuse to get like that. I now have some time issues with when I can workout so this is going to be a real battle for me.
But vacation is over and I feel like starting new. No more putting off shit and no more wishing for stuff to happen; I am just going to do it. And so far so good, I have gotten a ton of shit done for work, I am moments from going to skool and doing some make up work I have missed(bad me!), I am getting my eating under control and I have a plan for the future of me. I am not going to spill the beans about that just yet, everything I give away things prematurelly they always end with a plop instead of a bang.
I will have pictures up as soon as I get some batteries in my camera, they died on the beach in Vagina. To bad too, I had the perfect view of some camel toe when I went for it. Oh well, I guess I will have to try again when I go to the beach (hopefully) this weekend.
I am now off to get more work done like a busy beaver.....busy beaver is another way of saying hooker so maybe I wont use that one. Well buisy never the less!
I will also have some pics of that green happiness I mention last week ;)
About Me
- honkeie
- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
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You always say, I can't write much I'm at work and then it's always a decent size post.
They always make me feel gross when I go to the dentist, they pick on you for not flossing. I'm sorry but I do have a tough time remembering to floss, I still brush twice a day damnit.
I love the beach too! If I could, I'd have a summer home somewhere with a beach (ocean or lake). Right now, I'm just making sure the rent is paid, ahaha. Glad the vacation treated you well!
Sounds like a good vacay! And awesome for the future plans whatever they may be.
Becky: I am a blog-oholic so I must blog at all times. Yeah the dentist does shake his finger at me but it is well worth it.
K: Yeah rent is very important!
lennon: Future plans are always needed to offset future run ins with reality
Camel toe, Mister? Your wife needs to smack you! NO beach for a month! :)
A trip to the dentist and vagina??? Your a busy boy!
uber: she does all the time, nothing new there. But to help with the smacking I have learned to wear dark sunglasses and keep the neck still. It is an art all men must learn.
Jennaaay: I got the most painful oral ever!
Eating lots of food is awesome. Congrats on the #5.
you took the family to "vagina"? wow you are some kinky parent/husband...
cum back on the 25th for some more oral...ahhahaha. you are one funny dude
glad you are safe and sound. well, safe anyway.
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