Back ground on what I won:
The idea behind this prize caught my attention faster than reading headlines like 'Paris Found Dead in Own Vomit'
'Sex, Drugs and Alcohol' was the topic of the prize for this game. I was all excited, my mind went off the deep in but reality brought me back down to a more innocent level. And even though I would have loved to have gotten a case of sinlge malt scotch, a bag of weed and life like sex doll I was tickled at what I got. Here let me show you:
1) Sex ,Drugs and Alcohol at its best:
2) The Sex: Hummer colonge, it brings the gold diggers out like you would not believe. I put this stuff on and the scent of new Hummer is an instant panty dropper for the young (18+) rap groupies.
2) Alcohol: SoCo and lime tee and the button that anyone can find on any TGIF's waitress whoring herself out to the drink of the night.
Up close of the logo. I have yet to try this drink, but I think when I break my dry spell this will be my drink of choice. I am now 43 day on the wagon.......booze doesnt help with the gut issue.
3) Drugs: This one had to be the funniest......they sent me grass! Well not the smokable kind but grass none the less. Fake grass, I am not sure what to do with this but stop by for HNT I have an idea.......muahahhaahhahahaha!
Here is the disclaimer that all alcohol products have to come with now. If I ever get to make my own teeshirt I might do a logo like this : 'Start the Night Right, Dink too Excess and Wake Up With Someone That Only Looked Good in Poor Light.' Or better yet 'Drink Fast, Drive Faster, Go to Jail even Faster, Ass Raped in Only 0-60 Seconds in Local Lock Up'
Here are some links to a few of the questions that I have asked in the past that helped me win the hearts and minds of the men @ Useless Advise From Useless men.
Thank you Useless Men!
My Question1
My Question2
My favorite Question I asked2
10 comments:
Congrats on the sweet prize, dude. That's way cooler than the pumpkin I won when I entered that coloring contest for gimps and retards. I guess it's hard to color in the lines when you have to slap your chest and try to bite your ear every few seconds.
*LMAO* You're too good! I just love the prizes, although, I'm just not gonna ask about the grass *LOL*
lol that is just to funny lol
useless: you would not believe what ppl goggle to find me sometimes!
morbid: when life gives you a pumpkin.....make pump-your-kin pie!
miss: wait and see.......
carie: glad ya like it :)
Nice button. I want to see you wearing at least 37 pieces of flair for next HNT, okay dokey?
Glad you liked the prize. It would have been rotten if you'd said "WTF?" Just one bit of advice: Don't smoke that grass!
Hell, I'm totally fearing your HNT tomorrow. Men and nakedness do not go well together.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Hey man - you need to check out my post from yesterday, where I talk about motion-sensor-activated, talking urinal cakes.
Yes, shameless-self-promotion at its finest, right here!
Have a good weekend!
Awesome. I'm sure the prize items are carefully kept and protected. You probably felt like Ralphie's Dad in A Christmas Story when your prize arrived, right?
I won a fishing reel once. Yay me.
I'm visiting from the photography carnival.
Visiting from the photography carnival too.
Cool that you won that prize from uselessmen.com
I once won some book covers.
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