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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Been a While....

Of course many things have happened since I was last here. It seems every time I try to pop in here something always happens.
*like right now, I had 3 phones ringing off the hook the moment I started typing!*
So lets get this show on the road......

1) I am now the coach of my sons baseball team....its a damn full time job! I think next year I will just stick to assistant, it is just a bit too much really.


2) Here we are at the parade of disorder. I wont complain about the league to much but the disorganization is one key factor to me not wanting to do this again. It is bad, if you don't chase after them about stuff you never find out.
3) Yesterday I had to go into the city to go to the MET ( The Metropolitan Museum of Art). It is part of this paper I have to write for school. So it was a rushed visit but we still had fun.


4) We took the subway for the first time in many many years. We only had to turn around once so it was not so bad. I was going to take a cab but fuck that the subway was way faster.

5) Reading maps is an important skill to have, to bad we all failed this day lol
6) This is the guy I have to write my paper on. All I can say right now is that it is a Roman statue, that was originally a bronze Greek statue. The Romans loved all the Greek art but loved the bronze more for weaponry. So they made marble copies of them and melted down the originals for the copper.


7) Medieval art is full of religious themes. Which are full of skulls, bones and death. Got to love it!


8) This was one of the only ones I found with tits! She must have been known world wide for her wonderful ta-tas


9) Just a typical statue from the time period. But what i found funny was a security guard had to tell a woman to 'Get her kids of the sculpture' Really, if you have to be told not to climb on the art work maybe you should not be in an art museum.


10) After all that high class thinking we headed over to TGIF's for some low brow beer and burgers. I had 2 beers and a nasty greasy burger that tasted awesome. It was like an orgy in my mouth!


11) Wife unit laughing at her brothers face after downing a double shot of vodka!


12) I always take the train into the city, best nap time ever lol


13) I am just glad I didnt swallow that tooth pick and they did not stick something in my mouth lol


14) Got to love 'The Garden State'
In all it was a really fun time. We hope to get to the city more often this summer, I am sure the kids would love Central Park. I know I did when I was a kid. But now I am off to do tons of work and school work that I have been putting off and putting off. God damn what a bummer.....
'Procrastination and masturbation are very similar, in the fact; than in the end you are just fucking yourself'

5 comments:

Breigh said...

Wow, I cannot imagine just being able to hop on a train and spend a day in NYC. Seriously! That must be amazing.
I know people say the same thing to me about being able to hop on a train and go spend a day in Amsterdam or another of the nearby Euro cities but still. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the pond! :)

Steph said...

Love the pics!

Hammy said...

With the toothpick you look like a Honkeie tonky.

Angel said...

I've never been on a subway but it seems so scary! lol
I've heard the people that ride those things take pictures of skulls, tits, and chew on toothpicks!

UBERMOUTH said...

Imagine kids climbing the statues?
The parents should havee been shot.