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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Missing days...

Skool, life and work is really killing my blogging. I used to be soooo good at this but my slacker ways and the fact I HAVE TO DO somethings is killing my free time. But I will try to keep faitfull to my random nothingness. I love random nothingness!
Fathers Days was great, and thanks for all of the well wishing. I see an old friend from the 80's stopped by. Come again Sunrise, bring some of that Cali sun over here lol
I got an IPOD Shuffle, I am not a techno geek but I do have a few dodads here and there. I had to update my home pc before I could use it. The Itunes version I had was 3 years too old to work with the new hardware. But it is now up and running, holds about 250 songs and is about the size of a chiclete(sp). I am so affraid I am going to swallow this thing while running or something.
We went to the American Museum of Natural History that weekend as well. The wife unit had to go and get some information on some exibits for a class she is in. I am pressed for time so I am just going to post some fast pics and be on my way. This is a drive by posting:

Nightmare horse

Whos head is bigger?

I want that shinney flashy thingie!
Wife unit and Mr. NoNoS
Museum BooBies!
More museum boobies!
And lets us not forget the hairy penis.
Nor can we forget the nagging in laws. And if you notice I think Ugg up there is getting ready to send her on her way to Florida.
Me and Mr.NoNoS
Douche bag and Douchet. She wasnt to bad but he want to be an etrxa in the Sapranos or something. Fuggit ABout it!
Imagine this nipping at your toes in the ocean!
Let the beer rain down on me!
Peddle faster baldy I think the police are coming!
I think an IQ test should be given before they let you have vanity plates.
This is what you call an instant baby cleaning machine. We put him down on the floor at my moms house and her dogs licked him clean. Some say its nasty but they say dogs mouths are cleaner than ours. So kissing the baby is really unsanitary.


guttergirl said...

You always take the greatest pictures. They always make me smile.
I have an ipod shuffle too. Mine is older and a bit bigger. It is about the size of a pack of Juicy Fruit. What is it about the gum sizing?
Hope You had a great Father's Day.

Steph said...

Love the pictures. Your baby boy is gorgeous too.

Prunella Jones said...

Dogs are the greatest cleaning machines for the lazy individual. When I don't feel like mopping the kitchen floor I just throw crumbs around for the dog and she licks it clean for me.

I just realized I left myself wide open for a very obvious and filthy joke. No need to go there.

honkeie2 said...

gutter: I love to make ppl smile! I did and gum is a great way to describe things.

steph: Thanks ;-)

jones: I was wondering about the beastiality undertones ass well. Peanutbutter 100 and 1 uses ;)

morbid misanthrope said...

The last time I went to a museum for school, they had some African art exhibit. I made some joke about how shitty the pottery was, and a docent hit me with a goddamn spear. I hate art snobs.

prettykitty said...

i practically sharted at that line about swallowing your iPod while jogging. oh, and that baby thing with the pacifier sticking out of it's face is making my ovaries quiver. until i saw that, i didn't realize i gotta get me one of those.

Samantha said...

Great post, I love the pics and their captions. I wouldn't bet on dog's mouths being that clean, I mean, they do lick their own foo foos and whatnots!

Jenny! said...

Your boys are adorable! I love museum reminds me how lucky we are to have underwire bras!

mist1 said...

Those shots from the museum are better than the free porn I've been downloading. Thanks.

Becky said...

I've been a slacker on my blog and I am just a housewife, no excuses here other than pure laziness.... Vanity plates are all over the freaking place in virginia, it's sickening!