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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

HNT Look away....i warned you....

I have not done a HNT pic in a while. But while at work the other day I looked down and noticed why I love this pair of pants. I noticed a few of the females at work looking in the Johnson area and was curious to what was going on. At first I thought my fly was open or I had spilled something on the one eye gopher.

But no, it was the fact these pants make my giggle stick look huge. Now, I am no porn star but nor am I a weinkie pinkie. But these pants give the illusion that I am packing some serious heat. And since no one in my office will ever know the truth I can keep them guessing.

Hey you can look all you want and speculate all you want, the reality might not live up to the fantasy....but that is always the case. The is why fantasy is always better than reality. And that is why I keep mine where they the fantasy file.

Lets see:

Fantasy #1...butt sex. The reality....she said it goes up my bootie next :x

Fantasy #2...Chatolic skool girl.....The reality divorced and having butt sex in prison....and always on the catching end.

Fantasy#3...Multipal women....reality the wife unit doesnt swing that way and that is all I need is another women bitching at me about sleeping in the wet spot.

But all in all the wife unit is up for all kinds of games and fantasy play. Just as long as it does not envolve the Hersey Highway or other women......and definatley NO OTHER MEN.

Here is my HNT for the day, there isnt any skin showing but it sure has some people wondering what is going on with my cyclopse:






(doug look away now)




(I warned u)





And one from the side: Look away, its scary!


prettykitty said...

dude, it's so obvious that you have a cucumber and some spare change in a tube sock stuffed down your undies. but seriously, even if it's a smooth spot, us ladies like to examine the merchandise. it's like window shopping, only less satisfying.

Prunella Jones said...

Looks like you've got a roll of quarters in there, leaning to the right. It reminds me of the way my thong looks after I dance for a bus load of elderly men. Damn Senior Citizen Night!

Nikky said...

damn buddy...

yeah, that's all I got.