Lazy Bitch

I have been such a lazy bitch when it has come to my blog. I have to get back to blogging a bit more. I dont think I could do the everyday thing but at least every other day.
-So lets see what has been going on.......I took a test yesterday in Western Civ. and I think I did pretty good, I got an A on my first test. I love summer sessions, they go fast and the teachers do not try to kill us with bullshit. I think 3 days a week for class is better than once a week. Whenever I take the classes that are only once a week I tend not to do so well because I am allowed to be lazy. But when I have to be at class 3 times a week it kills my laziness. Which is good for me.
-This weekend they had the PR paradie......I am not a Rician so I kinda missed it but I do love the spanish women.....hell I love all women hahahahahha. But during this little march they do in NYC they get all decked out in their tightest and brightest clothing they can find. I mean TIGHT, .....esxcuse me mama, I can see your lips talkin but all you are doin is walkin! Cameltoe was going wild that day hahaha.
-I have taken up golf so I went out and bought a driving net so I can practise in the backyard and not kill anyone or loose all my balls. But I missed the net a few times and sent some of my balls flying into my Jewish neighbors yards.....I hope they find them and throw them back over and not keep them just to piss me off. (side note: I have nothing agasit jews....I dislike all religous weridos equaly)
But enuff of my drivel about me on to the reason I can here today. Last week I found a funny article in GQ magazine about dirty lyrics. We all know some dirty some we like but most of them are straight out dirty, no beating around the bush(hehe). But the funniest ones are the ones from the days of the sexual represion. They had to be a little more creative when they wanted to say something like "suck my penis" Here are some I found funny:



He's a deep sea diver with a
stroke that cannt go wrong,
He's a deep sea diver with a
stroke that cannt go wrong,
He can stay at the bottom and
his wind holds out so long...
He poured my first cabbage
and he made it awful hot,
He poured my first cabbage
and he made it awful hot,
When he put in the bacon,
it overflowed the pot.
"Bessie Smith" -Empty bed Blues-(1928)
Now does anyone not get what she is saying? and 1928!!!! Damnnnnnnnn!



Throw your leg up like
a great church steeple,
Throw your leg up like
a great church steeple,
Throw your leg up like
a great church steeple,
So I can think I'm fuckin
all the people....
"Jelly Roll Morton" -Make Me a Pallet on the Floor- (1938)
Now I am not sure if there was ever made public back in the day, that is pretty dirty even by todays standers lol. And from that pic does he look like some nasty perv??? hmmmmm



I thought about the back door
I didnt know what to say
But once I got a baby
I,I tried every way
She didnt wanna do it
But she did anyway
But baby dont refuse
you know you got nothin to lose.
"KISS" -Nothing to Lose-(1974)
You have to love a band that sings a song about trying to get your girl to give up her ballon knot.



But I'm just a virgin
And I'm on my way to be wed
But you're such a hunk
I'll give you head till
you're burning up....
"Prince" -Head-(1980)
WOW.....right to the point, now that is my kinda woman....errr man.....manwom.....I hope he was not singing to another dude....is he a dude????



And then Mama took me
to grammar school
But I stopped off in
the vestibule
But every time the bell
would ring
You'd catch me playing
with my ding-a-ling
"Chuck Berry"-My Ding-a-Ling-(1972)
If you ever get a chance look up this song it is too funny.



You get in a heat
You get in a sulk
But you still keep beating
Your meat to a pulp
"The Buzzcocks"-Orgasm Addict-(1977)
Well....duh.

There were many many more but these were some of the best dirty song lyrics in the article. April 6,2006 GQ magazine, go take a look.
-The little woman is still knocked up. We still have until September before we can see the little man. The only real complaint she has had is the constant heartburn. Man, I am soooo glad to be man. And if there is reincarnation I want to come back as a male ANYTHING. Bull, horse, dog , cat , Hell even a male humming bird. Just make it male hahahaah-well a male model next time around would be nice though

(this one is for u cherry)


Forget all the speeling and grammar.....i am blogging from work today haha