- I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Target...the store of stores.
I went to my mecca yesterday, Target and bought a few things with my re-activated store card. ( To be honest its my wife's card hehe)It feels sooo nice to scratch a new card for the first time. Exspecally when its on exsersice equipment heheheheeh. The wife and myself bought the Ab lounge, even set it up and got started on our hard abs for the summer all in the same day. I believe in the power of info-mercials and all they say is true. I can get abs in 6 minutes, make my own doughnuts, fix buttons like a pro and even cut hair like a true salon stylist. Why would they lie to me???? If its on tv it has to be true ;-D. Tounge in cheek huh, got to love it .
But as we walked around with my most resent tool to a brad bitt body i saw something that boggled my mind; in the car isle. We saw phone charges, floor mats and cup holders. But what befell my eyes is par for the course of the ever growing lazy human.It was a french fry holder u attach to your dash. WTF, are your thighs sooooo over stuffed that u have to have a seperate holder for your fast food. Hell when I do stop to feed that addition called fast food I do not need a special holder in my car. Here is a novel idea, get out of your car, walk up to the counter, get it to go and eat it outside somewhere. We as men need to take into account for our own fat butts. Simple steps can help keep that bay window and spare tire away. I know most of us will never be Arnolds but at least keep the man tittes away. Take some Hydroxycut with that meal to make it a little better, or better yet smoke some meth to help speed up your metaboliosm as u eat.
But I do like any and all diet pills that are fueled with powerfull uppers. Try this new product called Redline,whooooohoooo. Talk about legal speed. You dont need to go to dealers and get crap u have no idea what it is. Go to health food stores and but any diet pill that has not been given the seal of approval from the FDA. That means its going to be good hehehehehehehehehehehe and most likely will want to run a million miles an hour and talk for hours to anyone who will listen to u. Redline does just that, u feel like god damn superman. You will sweet profusly, talk like a rambling idiot, and be compeled to drink water until it comes out as fast as u can out it in. Now if u try this and have some werid medical condition and die dont come to me cryin. Read all lables before injesting anything , ass. Dont blame me or anyone else for your short commings." He told me to do it, I did it and now I'm all fucked up." That sound familiar? Did he force u to take it, hold u down and funnel it in? The odds are no and only person left to blame is you! But I could go on forever about people and their want to be free of all blame for their actions but fuk it. Let them all get cancer and die, see if I can. If u use any product I mentioned here and die I get all your stuff and that includes animals, children and wife/husbands. There is a large demand for humans for medical testing in Mexico. Jose can get a good price on them, so go ahead and use them.....I do and look how well I am dong. I think I should as Anna Nicole Smith to let me be in a commercial with her .....Forget Trimspa....I think we will push heroine this time. Ever seen a fat junkie?????